André Toulon

You need a haircut

whut whut whut whut........WOW!.........You didn't just put your foot in your mouth, you've actually managed to boot some teeth out in the process......Well, what was left of them. You know what though.......I'm not even sure why I'm still posting in FFA. DF is back.

Illiteracy is a hot button of mine

Nice poorly spelled bait, champ.....Keep up the good work.

I'm back in bed

lol

I don't think those words "rhym".....Granted I don't know what a "rhym" is but I'm going to confidently take this shot in the dark.

I cheated and read it the last 2 times very slowly so I could figure out what I was missing.

I'm high so I had to read this like 4 times before I understood it.

Have you tried it.......ON WEEEEEED

S: whut ::HMM::

The 80's cartoon? Well hell yeah

Well, you obviously don't know what the word fact means since I'm sure there's someone who would enjoy both of those things.

That's for dindin......I'm hungry now but too lazy to get up

I'm excited because I'm making corned beef and cabbage

Oh, it's dangerous......I fapped myself raw.

When I saw this a week or so ago I was hoping it was gonna be like "take this lollipop" and he was gonna draw my face or something and show it to me.

I'm sick, so there's that

That's 30 years from now when we're all still posting to each other somewhere......Maybe even mind melding by that point. Don't worry, I won't forget

It's not that simple.....I'm just playing that hard role. I'm not really in the mood to gush all over y'all like some virgining debutante.

I know she can handle herself, but I've made it clear that I'm everything she hates in men......I don't cheat, but I'm fickle, egocentric, and neglectful. She doesn't need that. Averi is someone who can deal with that....She's a crybaby/bully. You gotta be able to keep me in constant check, or I get bored.

Going to my son's baseball game

I've been fighting this forever......Now I'm terrified, but I actually have feelings for this woman........IKR?.....WTF.

Well when it's me AND another guy who can apparently eat a dick, I have to wonder why I would accept being a third wheel to begin with. Anyway, back to the topic......I've been with this chick for too long to not realize that neither of us are going anywhere, so might as well lock her down.