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André Toulon

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  1. I just realized that's a wig
  2. Now for this pantload........Name one thing that quantifies me as white......Articulation?.........Guinness?.....What can you possibly say amounts to me being any shade of white? I'm not gonna coon for you if that's what you think. Huey Newton had a PHD and white people tried to defame him as not being black enough to lead the black uprising.....See, you people have a sneaky way of convincing dumb niggas that a black man with an education has no place in leading his people....It's diabolical, and clever.
  3. I love my black people and will go to war for any of them....What I don't like is Tom ass bitches who parade around our most damning stereotypes with 0 responsibility........Go ahead, get pregnant for a check you fat sack of shit.
  4. I hear when your house is infested with bugs, you eat around 10 pounds of them a year.
  5. It'll be funny to me, and others are just to pussy to admit it'll be hilarious to them too.
  6. *calls crime watchers and names you as person of interest*
  7. Looking forward to it.....This thread is a farce. I actually can't wait to bring my shit home and turn off all the lights while pumping the AC to 60. I'm old and tired.......I just like pretending I wanna go somewhere.
  8. I'm not gonna play this game with you......I mean......Nah, I almost did but nah.
  9. Ib finding someone else to blame for their internal beefs and dislikes. LMFAO
  10. Not one of the quick ones when I need to punch a clock......Like the one I just took.....3 different soaps. One made especially for my face, the scented one for my body and under pickles, and the dove for my nuts and ass.......Then just marinating in that glow for a second before washing out the Head and Shoulders. Getting out, oiling down, geting my ex...pho...lee......Look, I don't know how to spell it but you know what I'm talking about pad....Anyway....Just jumped out of that shit. My girl bought me a fresh outfit and left it on my couch this morning before leaving and I got some new Airs I haven't gotten to wear yet. Nowhere to go......I'ma go hang out at the bar in Senor Frogs for a few hours because someone needs this kinda fresh in their vicinity. I'm fucking shining and in a shit town. Reality.....I'ma go order some wings, eat 4 of them and drink 3 beers and ask for a box to bring the rest home
  11. Did you already forget that gross ass cheese dip shit you posted like earlier this year in that nasty ass crockpot?
  12. She's been talking about losing weight for years and has only gotten bigger......This thread is shit
  13. Just got out of baseball practice, about to hit the shower
  14. There are a thousand reasons why she is still under spousal coverage and a single mother. People with real jobs know this. She's most likely is in a pending divorce.....Not everyone lies like you.
  15. André Toulon

    Lol

    When was this random distinction made.....I didn't get the memo.
  16. André Toulon

    Lol

    I mean I hate Kobe, but you're wrong......Well, historically anyway.....Gino is still balling at his usual fluctuating mediocre-great levels for his age, but Kobe went out with a dull thud.
  17. André Toulon

    Lol

    I didn't consider this, but I don't think so....Ginobili is an archaic cog that plays for the Spurs.......Gemmy was a Rockets fan and I'm not even sure how to relate the 2 other than "Texas"
  18. No, there is more at play here.
  19. Well, the funny part is when I saw this earlier, it said "took"......So she actually corrected it to say this so I'm skeptical.
  20. I'm only mean to 2 people and it's because being responsible for an internet suicide is on my bucket list.
  21. André Toulon

    Lol

    Sigh, you really want someone to swing at this?....I mean if you're not gonna try, why should we. 3/10......You're better than this.
  22. Kingdome hearts fill a void if you have Disney along with Square nostalgia but those games are hardly what I'd call good.......I mean they aren't bad either but you're definitely not gonna want to marathon them because it gets repetitive fast.
  23. Beer and sweets is always a last resort
  24. People love branding
  25. Training....Always training
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