André Toulon

Dafuq?

Black moms don't play....You owe them....FOREVER!.....If they wana talk, you are gonna be on the phone or you're going to hear about how hard it was raising you.

You love me long time you sideways twat having beeotch

Do you think I care about Steven Universe or that I care about being an asshole........I mean I think you know the answer but I'm interested to see if I'm wrong.

I don't think you have to spoiler it when no one cares

For what?

I don't get that because my kids are always with me and everyone else knows I better be your plan C at best.

This is my text tone and it's rough hearing this go off for a bunch of missed texts back to back

I can't do that because if I turn it off, I won't remember to turn it back on until Tuesday.....I'll be like "YAY, NO ONE IS CALLIN" *29 missed calls.*

My mom is in MS and she and my daughter talk for hours because they both like to just talk about nothing.......Me and my son both pretend to be sleep or busy when she calls. I used to chalk up my girl wanting to be on the phone for no reason to her being young (er than me), but then I thought about it.......32 ain't that young.

I'm up now....I'll be up until like 9pm.......Then I'll pass out and get back up around midnight.........I'ts possible I'll fall asleep again around 3 or 4am, but not very likely.

The only way they could stay hard was that all the dudes had to be naked.

But you just said My point being whoever did it can undo it

Who said anything about a nap......That my time allotment for sleep.

I can only use what you give me to work with.

The new Turok game is shit.

Wait, you can ban but you can't release the ban......I call bullshit.

Well, he is kinda hawt with em'

I'm not sure what you're implying by posting that, but that episode was banned here.

In Japan maybe....I don't think they are any of those things over here

This is why I don't sleep more than 3 hours at a time......If I can manage to sleep any longer then I'm dragging ass. 12 hours would have me in the worst kinda mood.

Nah, Mimikyu is a pokemon that real form is so terrifying it kills you.....Like it legit killed meowth for a few minutes but then his soul came back......I guess jew cat Jesus wasn't ready for him.

TL;DR Buddy's 14th thread about his phone hatred. First of all, I don't like being used as white noise......My lady friend calls me just to sit on the phone and sleep. If that's not annoying enough. I'll wake her up to tell her bye because I feel like it's a dick move to just hang up (even though I could just lie and say that i said "Love you, gnite" and she'd be none the wiser), and then she fabricate some weak ass jumping off point just so I'll respond and stay on the phone and she goes right back to sleep. Just go to bed and let me go find some insomniac shit to do. My mother is also hard to get off the phone with, but she's the opposite.....Like she just never runs out of things to say. For a woman who rarely goes anywhere she has the most stories. I usually just put her on speaker and walk off because she doesn't even pause to breathe, much less leave a gap for the other person to respond. If you happen to find that narrow window to say "Oh look, I gotta go" she'll completely ignore you....Just keeps talking or says "wait a minute"........I can be at work, driving, being beaten my midgets and she just insists on telling me about some random person who I don't even know. I fucking hate phones.

I saw that when I was watching a top 10 darkest Pokedex entries video. I wanted to seek out that episode but I instantly forgot.

They are Camp chefs now......Well they were on XY......Not sure what they're doing on Sun/Moon