André Toulon

I'm cool with it becaus DF was cool to visit but with nothing but Tic threads in it, I have to come here...... </3

You thought you had got burnt and got lucky? I really am amazed I've avoided being burnt when I was younger

You assume I'm not?

Psh Hell, I'm usually in the shower after that, not gonna stop the stream cut.......What are you doing, putting a q-tip in your dick head.

It's like IBers don't actually have dicks or something

Pretty much this......There's a nice quiet single seater on the 3rd floor that no one ever uses that I frequent. It even has i little cabinet with the cleaning supplies for it if I'm feeling extra anal (NPI). The other bathrooms a very well kept and I would gladly use one of those as well, but they are far less private. But back when I was working construction I would skip lunch on purpose because there was NO WAY I was shitting in a portapotty

Hands don't have crotches.....Silly Narkew.

You

Kangmama isn't pleased with the normal bashing going on in this thread

Meh, overrated. usually by the time I get ready for the pis I'll have dried jizz in my pee hole that makes my pee shoot at weird angles and sometimes even like splits into two streams.

You picked the most cookie cutter list possible. Most likely 0. Bill Cosby 1. Dick Gregory 2. Steve Harvey 3. Whoopie Goldberg 4. Wanda Sykes 5. BruceBruce (actually, he might go first)

I honestly thought it was drugs......Mostly because Chappelle said so. http://thingsuthink.com/comedy/dave-chappelle-says-charlie-murphy-looks-like-hes-suffering-from-da-aids-mixed-with-cocaine/ I never thought Leukemia. Thinking back on this, the statement from Dave make him seem like a huge douche......I mean if they were such close friends you'd think he'd know. Dave has actually gained weight but he looks like a crackhead now too.

Oh cool, and app that lets unabashed bigots find solace in being shitty based on the things their *ahem* "friends" like on FB. It's basically the electronic way of saying "I'm not ___________ I have __________ friends". Don't have time to fumble through words, anecdotal evidence or look for loopholes that make you look tolerant.........Try Politecho.

You made 1 post.....not several

Nope, but I sell em......Some people refuse to get internet and I'm their god

Meh, I'd try it, but I'm kinda partial to the Grey Poupon

I hated the theme song but I kinda liked the original....No real interest in getting involved with a reboot tho

It's taking all of my willpower not to make a "you fucking with pickles" joke. Well, not really all of my willpower.....But I did consider it for a second.

Making chili dogs now....I'm not gonna burn them

Yeah, like I said that's how I always fix it but I usually just accept that when it happens, I should probably be doing something constructive anyway and just walk away afterwards.

1 Hostess blueberry mini muffin bite

Wow, you are seriously being an elitist over whether someone uses the arrow keys, the Page down button, or their mouse or pad to scroll a forum? You have like 3 or 4 posts seriously pulling rank about this. I'm pretty sure everyone here has a device with eye motion scolling but no one else is cracking diamonds out his tightly clenched anus over it.

lol

I love the smell of bleach.....When I clean my house and it smells like straight bleach and Murphy soap, I'm satisfied.........But I bought Clorox Fresh meadows or some shit and I hate it.......It's the flowery scent, but it's as strong as bleach......Like imagine your olfactory being assulted by shitty flowers. I have no idea why I would used this consistently. I'm gonna go buy some of the regular shit and clean my garage with this flower bullshit.