André Toulon

I actually had a dream she was sucking my dick once.......She was crying because I kept slapping her mixtape out of her hand and throwing it at her head. I felt bad because it was a testament at how badly I was treating her so I either called or texted her to apologize and she insulted me and said something to piss me off so I tried to have the dream again

If you noticed he didn't mention any IBers and even though you peered into babbling on occasion, you were largely a joke over there so he may not have been aware of your meek and austere personality.

The first time me and a couple of my friends tried wet we all agreed that it "kinda" smelled/tasted like bug spray......So in an attempt to recreate the experience without spending money we rolled a blunt and soaked it with raid......We waited for.....Well hold on, the first one we tried to dry in the microwave and it burst into flames.......So we did it again and waited patiently for it to dry. Needless to say Raid is NOT PCP. The point is.....I am actually amazed I'm still alive because this is not the first or only of our many homemade attempts at getting high. I'm actually glad Squidbillies came out after my years of heavy drug use because I'm actually a little intrigued by injecting hairspray into my spine.

Dishwasher detergent

You've eaten worse

Obviously Westpark since his description included "a smart guy".....And the capitalized "Roe" because no one did that EVER on ASMB except Westpark.

Ah, here's where we sniff the real poopoo......The real Packard gets pissy when we post YT vids because his dial-up can't handle it.

Oh, so you're the fake Pacman I've been hearing about......25 posts and registed 2 days ago. I actually hope you're real and your brain is just too chemical addled to remember you have an account.

None of that bowing out gracefully shit here I guess. Won't be long before they make DF a menage au trios

C'mon man, I'm almost the only one still on your side......You can't lob them in there like that.

LOL, it's probably sand. I know you could tell the difference, I just wanted to be a dick

I watched it on YT a few weeks ago and realized how much cocaine I used to do when it was on

Well at least you're working more hours.

Nope, didn't get the memo.

That's because you can get Marvel VS Capcom and it's 10 times better........I would play Xmen again though (The arcade fighter, I have the beatemup)

Start now, stop posting

My connection and devices are stellar and FFA shits the bed constantly........The other 2 folders don't (yes, there are only 2 other folders.....Technically 1 since DF is part of rants).....Anyway, if it's only taking 8 seconds to load instead of 15, then I guess that by definition IS faster.

I was going to stay out of this, but yes....Really.

She tried to work the pole, but brought the entire strip club down........There were no survivors

I was just saying that's not something the ordinary user can do......It didn't bother me because I did indeed mute the tab and it didn't play in Rants and DF..... More than anything else, I'm a bit curious as to what you did that brought this on.....I mean I know it's none of the stuff I've mentioned so I'm just wondering what made Luuv grow a sack. If I had to guess, and I could be wrong, I think your peers may have pushed this notion along.....Luuv definitely doesn't act alone unless he has someone to help him back up his decisions because more than being wrong, he hates being disliked.

I know how to make a video autoplay, you had rickroll music playing on the FFA homepage

I got you covered dude.....If Luuv ever dumps some invasive and unwanted rickroll music default into the folders I'll make sure I go "Hey motherfucker, that's Viper's doing......Stop trying to be as cool as he was"

I see you're gonna be "that guy" today, but honestly I don't care that I had to ask rogue to change my name......It's not that big of a deal.

Make up more lies

Sometimes i like boring, but I don't consider weed to be counteractive to my sobriety so if I ever say I'm sober, I just mean I'm not drinking.....I'm always still high.