André Toulon

SMFH.....Ok

LMFAO....WTF IS THIS SHIT

Holy shit, just realized besides my alarm clock that I never use, I don't actually have a radio

Ok, what doesn't then?.....Strictly radio?....Because I can do that, but I have TVs

TV doesn't even scratch the surface of the things I need. I have 6 of them and the only reason one is ever on is because I just like the background noise........If I could find someone to mow my grass 24 hours a day, I could toss all my TVs out.........Assuming I could play games on my 3ds and phone.

CINNIMONEEEEEE

It's literally all you do besides being fat

Bullshit my nig, some of these mothefuckers are that stupid, and maybe me equally so, but that wasn't your intent with this one.

Bitch I ain't blocked....You was just crying about me telling you to kill yourself yesterday. Stop lying. And no, there is no such saying.....I was just implying that all the bugs in your house probably wind up in your mouth at some point......I mean we all know you're a mouth breather so it's likely more than 10 pounds.

Donovan was cheap....That flying sword shit peed me off. He's a cool character otherwise but fuck that sword.

I slept pretty good last night......That means I won't be able to do that again until like Sunday or so.

Demitri is one of my all time favorite fighting game characters ever and his theme is awesome......Along with B.B.Hood and Hsien-ko

Don't you remember that time I was some white dude's sidedish and got mad that he didn't want me so I told his wife. Oh, and that time I was showing off how much a white convict loved me by showing off his letters from prison. And don't forget that time I took my daughter to a booty call from a white dude who apparently has no car but my black ass was willing to pick him up because i was lonely. Oh yeah, and all those times my black ass has claimed to have good hair because of my Caucasian blood that is not evident in any of my features. Oh yeah, and when I was so enamored by white people that I tricked one into making a little mulatto baby because I despised my blackness so much that I said my child needed to be half white to be pretty. Don't you remember me doing all of these things.......I'm a fat white ass kissing piece of shit that is a burden on my elderly mother.

I give you all to one of those dumb niggas I alluded to earlier.

Will this robot also start smoking due to an electrical fire and claim there is no smell until we saw it.

Yeah....I usually just ask them "who are you"

So I have to come back to this post.......Why would you say this if you didn't know and were wrong?

I hate Filthy Frank, so I hate myself for not hating this.

Already got my food and home....I didn't even order a beer......I was falling asleep waiting on my order but now I'm wide awake again. I'm gonna introduce the pot/late dinner combo to my system.....That'll show it.

I just realized that's a wig

Now for this pantload........Name one thing that quantifies me as white......Articulation?.........Guinness?.....What can you possibly say amounts to me being any shade of white? I'm not gonna coon for you if that's what you think. Huey Newton had a PHD and white people tried to defame him as not being black enough to lead the black uprising.....See, you people have a sneaky way of convincing dumb niggas that a black man with an education has no place in leading his people....It's diabolical, and clever.

I love my black people and will go to war for any of them....What I don't like is Tom ass bitches who parade around our most damning stereotypes with 0 responsibility........Go ahead, get pregnant for a check you fat sack of shit.

I hear when your house is infested with bugs, you eat around 10 pounds of them a year.

It'll be funny to me, and others are just to pussy to admit it'll be hilarious to them too.