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André Toulon

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  1. Don't worry homie, since you said your SN was your initials, I'll help you out because you're just shy Last name initial.................... C Animal........................... Cock Girls Name............... Champagne Boy's Name................... Cuck Color...................... Cummy Name of a movie ...... Critters Something you wear..... Codpiece Drink.......................... Cum Food........................ Cock Item in bathroom.......... Colostomy bag Place.................... Crew barracks Reason to be late..... Cum guzzling.
  2. You spelled nude wrong.
  3. moccasins.
  4. I halfway thought I was going to find a picture of the blue waffle......I was gonna be pissed.
  5. Adirondack blue, Dafuq? *Googles* DAFUQ!!!
  6. It's harder than you think. Google is off limits! Every answer must start with the FIRST letter of your LAST name. Ready? Go! Last name initial.................... D Animal........................... Dog Girls Name............... Diane Boy's Name................... Demitri Color...................... (fuuuuuuuuuuck) Name of a movie ...... Dawn of the Dead Something you wear..... Dress Drink.......................... Daiquiri Food........................ Donuts Item in bathroom.......... Dandruff shampoo Place.................... Decatur Reason to be late..... Drunk
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  8. It's kind of funny because you 2 are like polar opposites. You have a killer job and likes to play perpetually poor while she on the other had is broke but makes these outlandish claims of living extravagantly. Did you know her mother is a millionaire and she has a hot tub installed in her bathroom. I swear to god, if you say you only have 1 ramen noodle I'm gonna sic Zeni on this thread.
  9. They used to have $0.99 ft lng Coney Mondays......I used to get drunk just so I could eat like 4 of them
  10. I was drinking the shit before it became hipster beer (yes, I see the irony in those words), but it's always been fart in a can. I drink Guinness stout mostly, but I'm not above Coors since that's what my neighbor drinks. Well, that's if I was drinking right now.....Been off the sauce for about a month now, but this never lasts long.
  11. Aw wth.....Change mine to Carl Johnson, Mr. Alphonse........Mommy said I don't have to call you daddy but I can't keep calling you grease furry....She says it's disrespectful.
  12. Y'all just rubbed Percy the wrong way....He was always legit to me. I just recall him calling himself daddy once and it made my eye twitch
  13. Oh god, he thinks he's Perseus.
  14. Now I don't feel bad......But slightly jealous
  15. I know, but I never took the time to ask if there was a distinction for what you ate for the term to be used.......I just figured it was the same thing. I should bone up on my white people slang.......Is that even a thing? I mean I guess "hoss" is a white slang word.....I'll need to reseach this
  16. Everybody gets the itis but I thought y'all called it the turkey coma.
  17. Everyone is wrong sometimes.
  18. Since the kids aren't here I haven't made groceries. I'm down to 2 steaks, a bag of leg quarters, a gallon of milk, 2 loaves of rye bread and a case of water. Gonna eat one of the steaks tonight and scoop up some Toblerones omw home. As per the national black housing agreement, I have a case of ramen noodles as well.
  19. I don't care, fuck you.
  20. I didn't even catch when Nab said Lust for life......When they play that on the "black" sirius channel, they just say the weaknd.....They don't even acknowledge her
  21. I love when white people turn on the coons they create. The only reason he became a killer is because y'all made him believe he was really white.
  22. Oh ok....I hear her shit all the time, I just had no idea or cared who she was.
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