André Toulon

Pink slime

Lunch truck burrito....Every Friday on the way home

THANK YOU....This was my reply when I first saw this on FB and I was hoping someone else had my sense of humor

This isn't about you

I'll probably just keep chatting up the Korean girl at the liquor store....Same diff to me.

No, you're wrong....Everyone cares and we don't want it here. How else will Mochi be perpetually oppressed.

He's putting nails in your tires.

I......I can't with you people. I mean it was such an asinine spelling that I used I would have never assumed that anyone would think I seriously thought that........Know what, never mind. Thanks for setting me straight >, you da real MVP.

Way to live up to that name, pimpin'

"We will be allowed a character witness, who can we get" "I know, get the biggest liar I know"

Nah, I don't use supplements.....Only real drugs in my cabinet.

New to me, but I'm not some wiiyubew

I don't take placebos

I fucking love Japan, and this greatly increases my chance of banging a Japanese chick when I go to Japan......I also like that they make you kiss a dildo. Yes, I'm convinced it's a dildo.....a butt dildo

Ugh, those are all actually pretty good......Fine :fap:

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I'll give you a :fap: just because you're you, but I really want you to try harder.......Like I expected more from you.

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Just checked out your FB........You might already be gone but someone close might need to go check on you.

I'm the big spoon

Um......I mean ok? I'll try to find someone with genuine sympathy to come to this thread because this sounds a bit off, but I can't be bothered to express false feelings. Don't die dude?

Greedyfly 4HBabe

nope

Fuck, somebody fix the goddamned like button. Oh well, you'll have to settle for this :fap: