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André Toulon

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  1. Buddyroe....It's my nickname........Not even a little sure why I put 360 behind it. Cyberbully......Pinkiepie called me this once and I made the alt to troll him MazumiDikPotty.....Someone posted this video about space on the boards, and the dude who did the research was named Mazumi Dickpotty........I was stoned, and I laughed like Beavis for about 7 minutes and rushed to make the alt because I didn't want anyone to beat me to it........Because obviously it was just as funny to everyone else and they all wanted that name.
  2. I didn't notice until Mochi said it, but you do actually seem to have a hate rager for him all of a sudden.........I mean, he is annoying as fuck but not sure what's bringing all this on.
  3. *pours crab boil into your eyes*
  4. Get inside of it.
  5. *beats you with your own shoes*
  6. first I'm hearing of apple slices.....The sandwich you described to me was 1 piece of turkey and paper thin bread. And I don't care what's in your link....I'm not clicking it.
  7. If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face. I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes. Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes. Why 24? Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box. When I'm done I'm going to short circuit your shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment. Yeah, that's the stuff.
  8. I'm not going to click that, but I find it hilarious that you're still trying to convince us that Panera bread ripped you off, so instead of telling us what you ordered, you keep posting food that people have to ask you what it is.
  9. André Toulon

    *Ahem*

  10. All of them
  11. Move to Louisiana.
  12. None......He has ass on his ass, face and fingers and he uses all of them to shit.
  13. This sounds made up......What do caves count as
  14. In order to lose me you would have to not be an elderly man that travels primarily on foot.
  15. Now it sounds like rape......And it's not rape if you go second. It's an arbitrary rule, but it'll hold up in court.
  16. Enough Sonic porn
  17. Mochi died too?......Cirrhosis usually takes longer to kill you
  18. Died as he lived.....In a dumpster, surrounded by trash and bugs.
  19. Cool, let's test that theory
  20. At least she's optimistic about being perpetually jilted.
  21. How would you know, you're oblivious to everything that happens here that you didn't post.....And only aware of 50% of that.
  22. I'm almost sure this is supposed to be RIP, and it's hilarious that people are that sour over that shit.
  23. He's already doing it, but the slow, inefficient way....Because that's all he knows.
  24. Learn to embed....I'm never going into your photobucket again
  25. Being a eunuch must suck
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