If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face. I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes.
Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes. Why 24? Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box.
When I'm done I'm going to short circuit your shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment. Yeah, that's the stuff.