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André Toulon

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  1. LMFAO.....Why would anyone be impressed by that.....It looks like a home health meal.
  2. *claims he's sleeps during the day* *Is here now creating the stupidest scenarios*
  3. Green clovers, blue diamonds, yellow stars
  4. *attacks you with a jaguar brandishing a chainsaw*
  5. Don't worry, I'll be sharing with this guy and he doesn't even have one of those.
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  7. André Toulon

    *Ahem*

    Oops, it's 7 now....You mighta picked up Jingo. I'll check back and when we finally get to that 12k mark, I'll come in like a wrecking ball.
  8. That too, but those are kinda funny.
  9. Fuck, I was about to make a nosebleed thread because I just woke up and apparently I had one last night. But now I'll seem like a hack.
  10. Better than Norton.
  11. No, he was the shittiest person on tough crowd.......He tried to stay relevant on O&A. He's a racist little turd with penis envy. I only liked him when Patrice was around to knock him down a few pegs. Rich Vos is funnier than Norton
  12. Nah, I had this SN before that even came out, and I despise Xboxes.
  13. LOL, that's the bigger one?.......Are you sure the other fridge isn't just a beer cozy
  14. LOL, do you really think anything you've ever posted has been so interesting that it's hard to resist your photobucket? Now that is the best joke you've ever told.
  15. *glues M80s to your ass and lights them*
  16. Buddyroe....It's my nickname........Not even a little sure why I put 360 behind it. Cyberbully......Pinkiepie called me this once and I made the alt to troll him MazumiDikPotty.....Someone posted this video about space on the boards, and the dude who did the research was named Mazumi Dickpotty........I was stoned, and I laughed like Beavis for about 7 minutes and rushed to make the alt because I didn't want anyone to beat me to it........Because obviously it was just as funny to everyone else and they all wanted that name.
  17. I didn't notice until Mochi said it, but you do actually seem to have a hate rager for him all of a sudden.........I mean, he is annoying as fuck but not sure what's bringing all this on.
  18. *pours crab boil into your eyes*
  19. Get inside of it.
  20. *beats you with your own shoes*
  21. first I'm hearing of apple slices.....The sandwich you described to me was 1 piece of turkey and paper thin bread. And I don't care what's in your link....I'm not clicking it.
  22. If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face. I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes. Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes. Why 24? Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box. When I'm done I'm going to short circuit your shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment. Yeah, that's the stuff.
  23. I'm not going to click that, but I find it hilarious that you're still trying to convince us that Panera bread ripped you off, so instead of telling us what you ordered, you keep posting food that people have to ask you what it is.
  24. André Toulon

    *Ahem*

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