André Toulon

Pretty much this......I mean I've had a sit down meal at a restaurant with my friend and if I'm paying, I just pay......If I'm not paying, I sit the and eat........If you think I'm boning the dude sitting across from me, well that's just your retarded problem. You can ASK if it's bothering you that much, but I feel no need to dissolve your insecurities.

It's like you haven't figured him out yet......Just say that he's full of it and no site is up. He will either give you the link because he can't resist proving you wrong, or he'll avoid the question because it doesn't exist. Gently pull the strings, don't tug.

LOL, I love that you couldn't resist and went spread eagle for that troll dick.

I bumped this hoping for a bite and they did not disappoint. I mean it was a small helping, but it was jam packed with flavor.

Bags turkey

I won't even let my old lady shave me.....No one gets close to my face with a blade except me.

I had my face waxed before, feels great

I want this in my life

opiates and weed

ah the palpitations.......That's why I quit in 2014. I had them again recently after a 3 day binge and I went to the doctor because I could feel my heartbeat in my throat.

$10 says he meant July 1st

Is this drink induced, because the odd thing about me is if I go on a bender, I can't sleep for like 2 days.......I'm just awake and miserable. And hungry with no appetite.

I got plenty of weed but I haven't smoked in like 4-5 days

Pic?....PM? Sorry, I'm just kinda curious.

I realize that you've probably done a bit of hormone therapy or whatever, but in the ago time, did you have facial hair?

Such an exercise in futility, but I must do it because outside of a mustache and goatee i hate having hair on my face. I heard about this proceedure in a YT ad where women can have hair permanently removed from their legs and bikini area..........Logically that means they can do this to my face, right?

Pssst......She's fat

yeah, minions....I said despicable me but i guess it's actually minions.

Weird, I got some of my girl's bras at my house and one of my kid's mother's bras. She left it there on purpose, but I hid it.

LMGDAO.......Did you just refer to a janitor as a business man........What world do you live in.

Do you still have that bra?

That's not what I said you stoner nerd.

I hate moving, I usually just buy new shit. I have a gang of furniture at my crib in MS that will sit there foreer because I'm not going to get it........Though I reall want to go get my clothes. My mom is here now and I asked her to bring some of it but "she forgot" whut