André Toulon

You're right....Someone must have awakened Lavos

I think thats what annoys me the most....there are hundreds of ways to easily cook eggs, but the way i want them has to be a project. This was actually about to segue into some longwind but i dont feel like typing it with my thumbs

I think it's just the old...i fucked up spaghetti a few weeks ago....dont know what i did wrong, but i fucked up boiling the noodles... How, i dont know, but they were fat and mushy...but i swear i didnt cook them long 🤷🏿‍♂️. Then i completely forgot to season the meat so i figured it was a wrap, but buddy ate it anyway....I made a sammich

I dont like the white part slimy, but i want the yellow runny...its a perfect science that i only get right like 30% of the time....once i fuck up the yolk.... scrambled it is

Sour cream and onion ruffles👌🏿

You babysit kids thar ain't yours...nothing would ever make me sign up for that. The times i had to, I couldn't deny my bias....my son just broke a 42 inch tv (years ago when that was my biggest tv) and i didnt want to fuss at him in front of the other kids... Wait, did this little mfer who dont live here ask me if he can have some Doritos? Hold tf up, let me call your mama and tell her to pick you tf up or bring snacks....😤

Oh, that's what he was doing.... God, I'm a pompous prick

I considered he may have had them more than once....lord knows I lived on eggs, ramen and rice when i got outta college... But my gripe list seemed petty with only 2 gripes, so I kinda shoehorned that one in

Yeah, after that play is when i noticed I didnt know anyone on that team...And he's been there since 2017...

😑😒 So no one says that shit

I just realized, besides Purdy, I dont know anyone on the niners

🤦🏿‍♂️ So little and yet, its a lot. So, for the past day....so what are we talking...Once? ....I think thats called over easy, but I am going to google sunny side down when I'm done here because maybe its a regional thing. How do you normally eat them...I guessing you're a boiled egg in one bite guy.

Clam chowder

Oh, same...

Ima catch 9ers/eagles later since nothing else is going on

I was never a part of any ghostrek non engagement clause. I just try not to be especially mean since everyone does it now...

The signature seals it

@ghostrek ok

I deserve this.

I see the president interviews went better than the head coach ones

You're not ghostrek 😮

*jots into notes* Teenage pregnancy is funny. I'm actually just fucking with you on this one...I grew up in the South. 15 is a late bloomer...Not saying its right, but I definitely don't feel like its a reason to press you.

Making a couple of beef hot links and will supplement that with random trash like noodles and grilled cheese sammiches progressively

Fr trying to outpace going to the dentist for an extraction with death. fk this tooth...we will just fight for dominance.

Lobotomized Anal Double Penetration officer is a big deal.