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André Toulon

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  1. Drag your ass like you were RuPaul on a Saturday night.
  2. I'ma open your chest up like Vick's vapor rub with this loud talk.
  3. This chick I dated back after Hurricane Katrina was an idiot, and we got a dog together....I bought pupperoni and she was so amazed by how it looked, she ate one and then got pissed that it didn't taste like a Slim Jim
  4. you need new metaphors
  5. Where is Toby McGuire......Zach Braff came back...I assume he will too
  6. Nevermind, they have shit numbers...I'm the man in these streets.
  7. Last I checked, Pooh blew all of us outta the water....Maybe even Stilgar....I haven't paid attention lately
  8. Well he's obviously just now teaching himself to cook because no way anyone with any experience in the kitchen does this.
  9. I haven't seen that DS in weeks and I'm not gonna fumble around in the dark looking for it. Kids are still sleep and I wanna keep it that way.
  10. I keep looking at that pic and I keep thinking....Why....Why was he convinced that what he had done was correct
  11. Hey, it's the food folder....Let's share more anecdotes from my bored as balls life.
  12. I don't think the food folder is for you to talk about the inconvenience of walking or riding the bus to get food
  13. Why do you always ask this as if it's weird.....I have 2 facebooks, 4 PSN accounts, who fucking knows how many emails.....The list goes on. It's as simple as wanting to have a change.....
  14. You people are rude....Let's give him what he expected. Duuuuuurrrr, wat do dat say......Dem aint letterz
  15. Exactly this thread
  16. Well that makes me feel better.....Nab being right fucks with me. You should see my face when we play pokemon.....I legit hate myself when I can't see through his bullshit.
  17. Boo said yes, so I reluctantly give Nab the W on this one.
  18. I edited it....That's not what I meant to say.....You in no way need me
  19. Psh, I thought you knew me....I send women away like I change underwear (wut)....I can't deal with y'all
  20. Come to OK....You will never eat those cookies again if I make some for you
  21. LOL...No...No they are not
  22. You can't gaslight a gaslighter
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