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André Toulon

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  1. So she's still around....I assume she posted bail or never got picked up in the first place.
  2. Don't get lynched lil' bruh
  3. LOL, this one tickles the shit outta me
  4. Because necks are for sheep.....Be a shark....Sharks don't look back because they don't have necks I wold have looked for the video for this but lazy
  5. You mean a quietening of the lambs....Hmm...Hmm *what.....that's not the name? FUCK, well I ruined this joke.
  6. I haven't ridden one in decades, but I did in college.....I was young and spry back then and I'd still be damned if I give my seat up.
  7. Never see her again? She been watching you....She knows how you cook meat, she's seen the loli you order. She placed a syringe next to a passed out man at your job just to see how you'd react and placed a shameful ATM receipt for you to find. She wants to kill again but doesn't want to kill anyone with friends, family or a job that will miss them. You have proven her perfect candidate and I suggest you close out your credit cards because she is gonna destroy your credit score. At least they will find your body quickly when your utility providers wonder why you haven't paid your bills in advance despite not knowing what they will be. Leave a note, tell them to look for someone that reeks of cigarettes......Oh, nevermind....Damn. Sorry, bro....They will never find you. That shit doesn't smell.
  8. She's going to kill you....She killed the aunt AND the exboyfriend.....She just fabricating her story because killing what appears to be a homeless man will sate her bloodlust so she need your pity to get close.
  9. Stupid poll but I like stupid shit so I'll play along and hope my vote wins because that's exactly how vain I am.
  10. If I'm being completely honest, I'd probably give it to the preggo lady tho....I mean she has one infant and is preggo with another....She's just probably just had a shit day if she's taking the train and whoever knocked her up hasn't made more pleasant arrangements . Fuck the old scowling lady and the dude with the fucked up foot.....You can still stand on that shit......I really don't want that to be a zombie and just a meth head....So fuck him too....Even though they might still try to eat you
  11. King of the cucks right here
  12. This thread is giving me cavities
  13. My uncle had a slaughter house....Shit never fazed me
  14. My answer is fuck all of them because they all have shit looks on their entitled faces and maybe my feet hurt.......Bother someone else because aitn't no love on this train.
  15. I went to sleep right after this....And she's mad....I got at least until Monday of peace and quiet.
  16. LOL, I guess sucking runs in the family
  17. I did....I took it immediately after editing this thread because my OCD wouldn't let 2 of them exist
  18. Please be a maniac, please be a maniac, please be a maniac.
  19. They are the boss of the enemies....Not you.
  20. I asked her if she'd stop calling and let me tap a fucking nap and she was like "YES!!!!" Congratulations to me.
  21. Mine can stay or not...Just want it to be known I got warned for calling an evident fat and stupid person fat and stupid.
  22. I was thinking the same thing....Bans expire...Warnings don't.....Seems backwards.
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