André Toulon

That's actually one of the things I like...I mean this is my current lady friend....It works on some girls

Fine Amber rose

" Nordic dish consisting of raw salmon, cured in salt, sugar, and dill." No thanks, I'll just have the fried skunk anus on wheat, pls

My thought exactly....Except I'm pretty sure he taller than Stallone Edit: nope you're right....Why does he look so short to me

If it's on silent, why would it be rude. That said, I probably hate my phone more than I hate sitting still.....I just posted about my several texts I got while I was asleep....I still haven't looked at them. I seriously despise my phone.

I used to actually sit through movies as a child....I guess because growing up in swampdick louisiana, there wasn't a lot to do that didn't require a 20 minute drive.....Nowadays, it takes a legitimate effort for me to sit still for 2 hours.

Holy fucking Mandela effect......"blow it out your ass, Chet" was never said.....Why do I remember that so vividly.

Everyone that has come behind him has scked....It's time to find The Great Outdoors. Blow it out your ass, Chet.

LMAO, I wanna make one of those

*googles* all of her pictures look like the air around her constantly stinks.

Isn't it Sunday....or was Sunday?

I drank 40 oz of Goose straight today.....I just woke up with no memory of anything after 1 pm......I REALLY hope I was sleep that entire time, but the 14 missed calls and 22 unopened texts make me think no

Seafood and sweets are an abomination no matter what you do.

LMAO, this thread

Making fun of shut ins......OOH, golden opportunity

Mumbo is just that guy to trigger these days

So the leather fairy just comes along for the ride.....STFU and command me, madame.

I'm drunk

Oh, ok.....I "think" I see the problem but I won't pass judgement.

By she, you mean your mom right?.....I'm just trying to be clear

Ok, did you TELL him that was your intention or did you just show up and they possibly already had these plans. I'm not asking for you or your dad's sake....But don't display this kind of emo weakness around your woman. You will havs so much dry dick if you make this a thing and fuck up her day just because.

Sucks because so far all I've done is get drunk and gave my keys to a bitch who I knew wasn't coming right back so I'm stuck at home. To be clear, I started the getting drunk part after I realized my keys weren't coming back.....Not that I got drunk and she took my keys.