André Toulon
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I helped slaughter, butcher, and package a sheep today
André Toulon replied to Mix's topic in Free-For-All
My uncle had a slaughter house....Shit never fazed me -
My answer is fuck all of them because they all have shit looks on their entitled faces and maybe my feet hurt.......Bother someone else because aitn't no love on this train.
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I went to sleep right after this....And she's mad....I got at least until Monday of peace and quiet.
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LOL, I guess sucking runs in the family
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This was a duplicate thread so now it's bout Puwexil
André Toulon replied to André Toulon's topic in Free-For-All
I did....I took it immediately after editing this thread because my OCD wouldn't let 2 of them exist -
Please be a maniac, please be a maniac, please be a maniac.
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They are the boss of the enemies....Not you.
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I asked her if she'd stop calling and let me tap a fucking nap and she was like "YES!!!!" Congratulations to me.
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Mine can stay or not...Just want it to be known I got warned for calling an evident fat and stupid person fat and stupid.
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I was thinking the same thing....Bans expire...Warnings don't.....Seems backwards.
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Drag your ass like you were RuPaul on a Saturday night.
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I'ma open your chest up like Vick's vapor rub with this loud talk.
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This chick I dated back after Hurricane Katrina was an idiot, and we got a dog together....I bought pupperoni and she was so amazed by how it looked, she ate one and then got pissed that it didn't taste like a Slim Jim
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you need new metaphors
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Where is Toby McGuire......Zach Braff came back...I assume he will too
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Nevermind, they have shit numbers...I'm the man in these streets.
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Last I checked, Pooh blew all of us outta the water....Maybe even Stilgar....I haven't paid attention lately
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Well he's obviously just now teaching himself to cook because no way anyone with any experience in the kitchen does this.
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I haven't seen that DS in weeks and I'm not gonna fumble around in the dark looking for it. Kids are still sleep and I wanna keep it that way.
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I keep looking at that pic and I keep thinking....Why....Why was he convinced that what he had done was correct
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Hey, it's the food folder....Let's share more anecdotes from my bored as balls life.
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I don't think the food folder is for you to talk about the inconvenience of walking or riding the bus to get food
