André Toulon

Um....Obvious floor shitter.

LOL, he just hates for anyone to enjoy anything that doesn't cater to him. "this is dumb...Watch Pinkguy and play Pubg"

Oh fuck the mobile site

I locating this stor just on the off chance I ever go to Canada, I don't accidentally go here. It will never be clean again.

I will still use dish soap to wash clothes if I run out of detergent.....I overflowed my pantry once using dish soap so now I only use enough that it won't do that, but it's probably not enough to even call it "washing" clothes. I have a basket in the corner of my room full of clean socks and we jst dig through it every day looking for socks that match......Or at least the same color.

Brain needle

Add men eating hot pockets and all I know is weird shit creeps you out

Yeah, by tromaville no less. Which means whoever made it knew it was a joke

Oh, that was hubbb

Leonhart.....It's why people also call him Leon....Fucking n00btrash

Bridget.......When you're feeling a lil' kinkier than usual

Why would anyone do that.

I forgot the pic.....Go look at it again

Oh, these are niceties?....I thought there were social imperatives....Fuck niceties....Go to sleep, ho.

If it had hit me, I would hire some vato chicas to tune her ass up....Vatas?.....You know what, I'm feeling racist....I'll just get some black chicks

Squall....Really?

I can't even produce like that alone.....Maybe if it were diarrhea, but that was a loaf she pinched off....It did look wet though so maybe it was an alcohol turd....Those tend to come with some juice

Oh, nothing really....My "u" buttons sticks so I had to fix it.

that's what I was thinking....But now that mix planted the seed, I hope dude stood her up the night before and she was showing him the shits she gives.

GODMUTHERFUCKINGDAMMIT......

As the fight for king reaches a fever pitch, the race for queen has just begun.....Be there a woman with the labias to take on this already title holding cyborg......The current queen of DF is now going for incredible shitposter.....Is there a woman who dares to challenge her

The dawn of the internet being available to everyone was both phenomenal and horribly underwhelming. I remember trying to watch music videos on Launch during class and everything looked like Sega CD live action cutscenes. And yeah, load times were hilarious. It was one of the reasons I got into hardware and electronics because web based education was boring as balls

just because you sleep next to yours doesn't make you an expert

Depends on what seasonal cycle I'm on at the time.....If I'm feeling up, I spend time with them and enjoy each other's company. If it were my current season....The season where I'm only interwsted in me and my kids....I'll make some sporadic time for them but I can't let them get too close. If it's my down season, I create as much distance as possible because I don't need anyone stepping in on my binge drinking time.