André Toulon

These people have been dead on average longer than my kids have been alive......

Running out of shit to be needlessly smug about so now youre dragging your family into your inane posts......We already have enough people that do that.

I heard that during a commercial break on Hulu.....I was like "cool" but I'm probably not gonna watch it

BBQing.....I suggested gumbo but there are too many pussies on the kid's other side of the family so I'll just filol them up on meat.

Blowjobs AND anal....Well that's just gratuitous, but I guess you gotta do what you gotta do

So, blowjobs

YFW you realized every AS prank was always lame and unfunny

Bigger than Wyzen's final form

How do you keep them from running you and the KISS skeleton from squatting in the condemned prison......Do you 2 tag team the force with toothless blowjobs.

My exes cousin asked if I could help him move, and I said yeah.....Luckily, he's lazy and it's been over a week since he's asked so I assume he got someone else to help and if he didn't, it's been long enough that I can suddenly say I'm busy now.

Oh shit dude....I mean I do some dickish shit, but I'm sure I just made it for one day.....I have no idea how it's repeating forever.....Let me see if I can stop it.

Tin cars is what packard calls his loli porn

Carp....You meant to say carp....You're breaking character

Sleep didn't work out well for me so this sounds like a plan

Aren't you Latina?

I'm creole....I have no idea what got me there but all anyone sees is black, so that is what I am

My uncle has some....Had em for years.....It's the only kind he'll wear.

I paid my money...I'm upset at the lack of results

Goddammit, I lol'd

CALL ME YA TURD

Can I be Derrick Foreal now. I know his name was Derek, but my name is Derrick @Adminderaptorpat

LOL. c'mon now....You can do better

So.....You know you are easily broken....This is all I need.

I just fucked a girl....I don't need to fap....I do need to eat tho