André Toulon

I feel like that is almost literally impossible......Popcorn is......I mean, how

Yeah, that bastard has eluded me for weeks. I have this problem every winter because they try to get out of the cold.....I usually set traps but decided I wasn't having none of this shit this year. They were getting in from my dryer exhaust, but I put an end to that by putting my dryer in my garage and closing off the vent inside my house. But there was one....He was mostly silent, but he got bold......He somehow managed to get into my (god I hate to say this based on the folder) but he got into my ramen noodles....In my pantry, on the top shelf. I would hear him at night but I never saw him....My only evidence being the gnawed packs of ramen, and my audio cues. But tonight he fucked up.....He somehow tumbled into my mop bucket which didn't allow his escape since it has a draining top and the dick couldn't figure out how to escape......I swear, his demise went exactly like this.

Rick and Morty....It came at a time where I had given up on AS and they proved they still had an Ace in the hole. Boondocks......Honestly, it's the only show I've been able to share without being embarrassed. Sealab....I watch it at least once a week still Shinchan....See Sealab

Send $ pls

See, an ounce of prevention is worth 350 pounds of cure.

I've heard tales of people that have seen the wild stilgar.....But they are IB tales, so who knows

I believe you....This guy says he's 30

A....Are you filter dodging?

Wait, Packard thinks Stilgar is a girl?.....So since he also thinks I'm Stilgar, does that mean he also thinks I'm a girl? I wonder if I'm pretty.

LMAO, pensions aren't going to keep you alive in a home owner climate.....You will die owing rent.....Good job, Dr.

OK, gotcha. I forget you have the luxury of just saying fuck it and moving

Good, you understand that someone who makes $200 dollar more than you makes shit

Like what....I mean perhaps I'm not up to your standards but I've lived well even in the deep south.....If you just want to live in a notably extravagant location, just say so....You can live like a boss anywhere....Even Mexico. You have lame excuses for what you are.

I cleared 17k working for 8.50 back in 2002....Granted, I made some overtime. I wasn't on this assumed 14 buck salary.

LMAO. You can't afford to pay a mortgage, land tax and utilities

Rhetorical question, the answer is shit.

I believe you....How much does a head janitor make. No chance she's part of the elite there. She watching other people mop.

He also has a dipshit brother to sign off on a major purchases he can abandon in 7 years without toting any of the debt load....He's found his sucker

You'za a broke bitch and people a third your age consider your living conditions to be pure shit....You've wasted you life and in reality I know you cry yourself to sleep knowing you'll possibly be faced with another waking day of slum trudgery. The fact that you come here to grasp at non-existent straws amuses the shit out of me.

No, because he IS the landlady....Squatter's make up their own stories in their head.

Truth is, I always will believe this socially awkward thing is just a different spin on the ramen noodle joke.

I do that all the time because after bagging, loading, transporting, and unloading your own groceries, that trip back for a quarter just seems like a huge fuck it. Even if the person is way across the parking lot, I just yell "NEED A CART" and they'll come get it.

You missed his first attempt at making a steak....Completely indistinguishable from anything edible.

I don't know who told you that....Every cat that participated in homosexual activity while incarcerated and got outta prison where I'm from is still gay as fuck....They are just usually too dangerous and often huge to make it an issue.

a lot of legs