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André Toulon

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  1. André Toulon
    Jesus, even your child is slow.....My kids got bored with that like 4 years ago....Maybe 3.....Pretty sure we were still on Lithium when that was even a thing.
  2. André Toulon
    Why have I been staring at this fo....Oh yeah, I just smoked for the first time in like a week
  3. André Toulon
    Can't tell if she's an actual midget or just really short from the few pics I just skimmed through......My shortest gf was 4'8, but she wasn't really a "midget" I'm trying to live this life
  4. André Toulon
    Banging a midget is on my bucket list......I'd prefer a woman, but Lannister can get it too. Kinda glad Verne is off the table though....That's a bullet dodged.
  5. André Toulon
    Y'all made it.....It's just that only Packard, Mthor and Tsar were alive when they did
  6. André Toulon
    Seems legit....Now to wonder but not seek out why FOX still gets credit on a streaming service.
  7. André Toulon
    I'm still skeptical about this but too lazy to do research.....I watched season 9 on Hulu just now and the FOX logo popped up prior to the show.....I.....I don't think....Fuck it, I got time....Lemme just google this
  8. André Toulon
    That's not true....My kids have notebooks and "notebooks".....They never manage to confuse which they are talking about because context is an actual thing
  9. André Toulon
    Nab.....He put himself on ignore because no one hates nab like nab
  10. André Toulon
    American Dad isn't on FOX anymore?
  11. André Toulon
    LOL, something like a $400 pos necklace
  12. André Toulon
    I saw him not long ago so I assume he's alive.....Sometime celebrities just want to be left alone. Rick Moranis is just a normal family man that I think makes children songs or some shit....I saw that somewhere recently
  13. André Toulon
    Why bother getting a QB when the center has the aim of a teenager with a hardon trying to piss in a coffee mug. Just throw the whole team in the trash and see if they can get some cheap throwaways from Cleveland.
  14. André Toulon
    Just invite her to your vermin filled, waifu nutted, molded living space.....That should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are on far worse shit than weed.
  15. André Toulon
    I can't stay classy....In fact I'm only in this thread to see how many people wish you happy birthday and send a silent fuck you to Guiliano.
  16. André Toulon
    Have a child, move back in with your mother, pay no utilities but consider accruing target credit a legit bill, spend your money on fastfood, scratchers, and pills, acquire pillow waifu.
  17. André Toulon
    Just as long as yo aren't cooking.
  18. André Toulon
    EgoRaptor is always bad....But your art is good. Drunken Warrior is wrong.
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    You went from making like 100 bucks roofing to 6 figures bleaching mold?.......I'm starting to think neither you nor you friend graduated highschool.
  21. André Toulon
    LOL, dealt bad cards......I'm not the one sucking mold for for a highschool friend
  22. André Toulon
    The man who owns a bedazzled belt called other people weird.
  23. André Toulon
    Top notch comeback as usual, Viper.....Since you tried it out here first, I can only assume you mean to use it on a 5th grader tomorrow and weren't confident in the burn factor.....Good news, I'm in tears over here.
  24. André Toulon
    2 things....No meth heads live with me, and don't you still live in your parent's home?
  25. André Toulon
    Does this lie ever get old for you?
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