André Toulon

This is exactly why I don't eat community food......Even if it's offered, I always feel like they want reciprocation.....The fact that they may renege later has never occurred to me but it solidifies my stance. I have my own food, and I don't share......That whole pizza that showed up...That's mine. Don't fuck with it unless you want me to eat all of your gross lunches out of sheer spite.

This is either your usual incomprehensible fare, or your autocorrect is a salty bitch

It's pointless.....I only do it when my mom is visiting, and only on the day she shows up

I refuse to have a gross kitchen....I just can't. I put stuff from there in my mouth. My bathroom is thunderdome though....Not my fault, but there is so much female shit in there that I can barely find my toothbrush....I ransack that shit out of spite.

Stop drugging the cats...He knows

Nope, 100% sober....Maybe a bit of sleep delirium, but still sober.

I like the sound....It's like what I imagine an electric turd hitting neon water would sound like

Women love my candor....I get away with saying some seriously dickish shit just because of how I say it......But in my experience....No matter how obviously dumb a woman is, you can never actually use that word.....

The bars were meh at best, but the producer KILLED this shit.

Your batteries are just weak.....Pop an ass open

This is one of those thing you never say irl because shit will go bad

It's my cousin's birthday

Goats....But I guess not wild goats so....I dunno....I guess I don't feed wild animals.

I was too....Amtrak is a game changer....In fact, I'd almost say that's pretty reasonable for Amtrak

I doubt that horribly atrophied shell of your is capable of kicking.

I watched the trailer the other day, and it gave me the warm fuzzies......But they look like bums. I do like the statement 'people say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day'....I lol'd

That defeats the purpose of public transportation....I can rent a car for $40 a day

-2...You and waifu

$45 is a monthly pass in atlanta.....What swanky ass city does he live in

Or eat shit and die. Like is it a series of inevitible events, or is it an imperative used on someone who has pissed you off. I'm sure it can be both but I'm curious to it's original intent.

Maybe after it reaches a certain level of fatness it get's sent to a hole somewhere.....But that can't be the case since Blueraven's YT thread is still around and that might be the fattest thread here.

You and waifu bout to be homeless

I saw The Principal too...It was a good movie.