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André Toulon

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  1. André Toulon
    you picked 3 things that produce almost no juice in small amounts.....You might as well have used a weed eater. Wait, is your juicer a weed eater
  2. André Toulon
    You eat papa john's.....You're gonna need battery cables and darkmatter to kickstart this shit.
  3. André Toulon
    Lex recreated the shit and now it's like ladmasses full of the shit.....Even Bats has a stockpile of the shit....Just in case....Because Bats don't fuck with nobody like that.
  4. André Toulon
    https://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8454387
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    Ok, now the real qestion is what were you drinking
  8. André Toulon
    Like I said, my ex was 4'8 but I guess maybe my line is just much weirder than the norm. Honestly, it's not even very high on the bucket list.....It's below Asian chick......And I've seriously actually tried to snatch an Asian before....No luck in all these years. I'm gonna have to find me a ms schwan at this point.
  9. André Toulon
    Where did I say my kids played it.....You read poorly. I played it and they watched all the videos and songs that came from it......Stay tuned for 2020 when your child discovers 5 nights at freddy's
  10. André Toulon
    Jesus, even your child is slow.....My kids got bored with that like 4 years ago....Maybe 3.....Pretty sure we were still on Lithium when that was even a thing.
  11. André Toulon
    Why have I been staring at this fo....Oh yeah, I just smoked for the first time in like a week
  12. André Toulon
    Can't tell if she's an actual midget or just really short from the few pics I just skimmed through......My shortest gf was 4'8, but she wasn't really a "midget" I'm trying to live this life
  13. André Toulon
    Banging a midget is on my bucket list......I'd prefer a woman, but Lannister can get it too. Kinda glad Verne is off the table though....That's a bullet dodged.
  14. André Toulon
    Y'all made it.....It's just that only Packard, Mthor and Tsar were alive when they did
  15. André Toulon
    Seems legit....Now to wonder but not seek out why FOX still gets credit on a streaming service.
  16. André Toulon
    I'm still skeptical about this but too lazy to do research.....I watched season 9 on Hulu just now and the FOX logo popped up prior to the show.....I.....I don't think....Fuck it, I got time....Lemme just google this
  17. André Toulon
    That's not true....My kids have notebooks and "notebooks".....They never manage to confuse which they are talking about because context is an actual thing
  18. André Toulon
    Nab.....He put himself on ignore because no one hates nab like nab
  19. André Toulon
    American Dad isn't on FOX anymore?
  20. André Toulon
    LOL, something like a $400 pos necklace
  21. André Toulon
    I saw him not long ago so I assume he's alive.....Sometime celebrities just want to be left alone. Rick Moranis is just a normal family man that I think makes children songs or some shit....I saw that somewhere recently
  22. André Toulon
    Why bother getting a QB when the center has the aim of a teenager with a hardon trying to piss in a coffee mug. Just throw the whole team in the trash and see if they can get some cheap throwaways from Cleveland.
  23. André Toulon
    Just invite her to your vermin filled, waifu nutted, molded living space.....That should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are on far worse shit than weed.
  24. André Toulon
    I can't stay classy....In fact I'm only in this thread to see how many people wish you happy birthday and send a silent fuck you to Guiliano.
  25. André Toulon
    Have a child, move back in with your mother, pay no utilities but consider accruing target credit a legit bill, spend your money on fastfood, scratchers, and pills, acquire pillow waifu.
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