André Toulon

It's not rejection when you don't try and I know you don't try

The pic I saw of him he was as smooth as a boiled egg

I hug my family, and whoever bae is at the time but I definitely have to be wary of hugging other women. I was out at the club with my homeboys one day....I spent a lot of time at their house when I was little so I was close to all the siblings. Their sister had just came back from college and my first time seeing her was at the club....She ran up and gave me a big hug while her brothers were to the right and left of me. One of them instantly noticed my almost mistake and asked "did you just grab my sister booty", and her other brother was like "nah, but he almost did" They accepted it as reflex. Which it was....I mean I would never do that to her but my hands get the impulse from my brain slowly.

I guess if the wind doesn't destroy the roof, something has to.

Only if there's an elevator

tease.

Getting fat isn't exciting. It'll have you reflecting on shit from decades ago.

Shut up sissy bitch. This is like Westpark and Packard claiming they were running to the FBI. Get some pussy maggot.

Maybe that's all that's available in your network....It it may not have been so a a prying thing to say you need to be Christian or whatever but just because certain religions may not be open to certain treatments.. I really don't know, I was so happy to get insurance with my job that I don't care what they ask. Most of my doctors are East Indian. All that said, I've never seen that question on any form except when I was going to a doctor in Tennessee and I think it was like a Catholic hospital.

I fucked a girl who made me watch it and I pretended to enjoy it.....Worst 4 hours of my life before I was drunk enough to tell her to get out.

definitely not

DONGS

I would give this guy the nod if he hadn't stolen this.

Nah, puchline was too obvious....I can't back this one.

Ol' Geeje.

I only have a fake FB left....Social media is useless to an alpha...That's sheep shit.

I was gonna put a disclaimer but it's funnier if I don't. https://quillette.com/2018/07/18/i-was-a-female-incel/

He's A talentless schlub who fell ass backwards into relevance.

I do too, Crawfish, snails and grasshoppers a delicious....I don't like spiders. I've stomped a snake to death...I've walked by a few alligators without it looking twice....I caught a bat with my bare hands. Spiders are evil.

Is this one of those incels I've been hearing about?

......Ok. Interesting but I'm not sure what this has to do with the rogue spider that is keeping me from the caffeine I don't even want.

I'll never know if there is a bug in it....But there is a Spider web around the box and I give no fucks to find out any further info. Even when I move from here, that fucking machine will stay

This is either hyperbole or you really shouldn't drink anything that device produces. I'm dead ass serious. I got a Kurig in my garage but I saw a spider web around it so It'll stay there forever. I don't drink coffee....It was a gift and it's still in the box.....And it will be.

Ew, I never thought about mastu....You know what....I'm sorry. This conversation is going down a road I'm not prepared to travel and that's my fault. I don't think before I speak and I would like to refrain now. Please let me out.

No one wants to do it later....Now he'll be the kid with the weird dick until he gets older and finds an ex hooker who appreciates all dicks.