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I think I have a girl crush on my hormone doctor
André Toulon replied to Real_AirCooledGirl's topic in Free-For-All
Please stop saying this, lest no one takes this the least bit seriously -
Look, find you an alcoholic chick and things will go great....until one night you find her bottle of patron while shes asleep and you drink half of it and.....3/4 of and and then..... Fuck it, you killed the bottle and fillt it with a little rubbing alcohol and lots of water and hoped she didnt notice.
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Youve come a long, long way homie....i remember you were animating stick figures in flash
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What about lickers, spitters and infected wildlife
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No....no i did not
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She thinks she was more popular than she was. If you werent in rants, youd have no clue
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Have you ever seen someone take off their wedding ring irl?
André Toulon replied to Mix's topic in Free-For-All
Wedding rings attract women, i jave never understood the dynamic of removing it. -
.......this is an everyone problem, nothing out of the ordinary. Im a 40 year old dude that hates everything and i get them too
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Even so, youre still doing better than 2 other users here so congrats on making due.
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Lol, this thread is a disaster and i love it...how have missed this for so long
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Call the Law Offices of Fokrawnd & Feindout if this happens to you
André Toulon replied to Mix's topic in Free-For-All
......i reserve the right to dislike people based on nothing other than i feel like it -
Call the Law Offices of Fokrawnd & Feindout if this happens to you
André Toulon replied to Mix's topic in Free-For-All
Normally we have some comparable tastes, but I hate these two clowns. -
I think I have a girl crush on my hormone doctor
André Toulon replied to Real_AirCooledGirl's topic in Free-For-All
.......oooooooook -
I think I have a girl crush on my hormone doctor
André Toulon replied to Real_AirCooledGirl's topic in Free-For-All
My doctor is hot, but I'd never shoot my shot because ot just seems cringe af...but do you, i guess stranger shot has happened....but that OP reads shady af -
rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
André Toulon replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
I hate a "oh, they're leaving" mfer in parking lots. Now you're just going to hold everyone up for this prime real estate parking spot you see granny Methuselah going towards her car with 4 bags of cat food and now well all have to wait for her to load up because we can't back up now. You could at least get your lame ass out and help her if you want her spot so bad Why do you need the spot anyway, your truck is loud, with 6 pipes, truck nuts, mud flaps, custom chrome grill and Calvin pissing on the Ford logo....I assumed you were a virile alpha, not some pussy who is too tender to walk -
It was, one of mine has 1000 too, they mean nothing.
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wtf with the notitications.
André Toulon replied to discolé monade's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
I would say mine doesn't but i guess only one email that i actually use is tied to this place, and i have no reason to check it for a few days -
wtf with the notitications.
André Toulon replied to discolé monade's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
I guess this only got some people...everything is the same here -
My original "main" would be sixteen years old today.
André Toulon replied to Skiles's topic in Free-For-All
Oh i noticed the font, it's textbook...but we have some characters here and I wanted to be sure it wasnt just a troll account I didn't realize i could just start reading around and it would have been clear.... So...I take it youve found rants. -
My original "main" would be sixteen years old today.
André Toulon replied to Skiles's topic in Free-For-All
......and that account was? Ok fuck it because I'm not interested in drawing this out over several post....Are you RACM and had gender reassignment surgery? -
By tasks do you mean standing around talking, because the only time i see people actually working are the stockers and janitors when i used to be allowed in there after 11pm
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I dont even talk to walmart employees if i can help it, they consistently piss me off. "Hi, ma'am...do you have the keys to the game case." Her without even looking in my direction: "nope" "Bitch, I'll kick that lil radio clean off your hip, you vest wearing pos"
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bnmjy's idiotic wall of text praise about the word "The"
André Toulon replied to bnmjy's topic in Free-For-All
His laptop has TABS (totally accurate battle simulator) on it and he's used all his memory on that and every mod that fucking exists so he asked if he could use my comp to download it .....i didn't know what it was then. I honestly dont know of my kids still have tablets....ive bought 4....i havent seen any of them since 2020