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André Toulon

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  1. get out.... Bet if I said some shit like It was me, Dio....or I AM HERE, y'all would splooge yourselves. Kids, amirite.
  2. Over 9000 is a really nooby weeb reference. You gotta bring the thunder....like WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER, IT'S MUCH BETTER!
  3. I am totally making lo mein right now
  4. Ignoring the laughable Internet tough guy shit just to agree, the system is broken...but only if you aren't the ones profiting from it because it is designed to be exactly how it is. But I'm really just interested in how a male p.o. would change anything other than your internal fit about it. Would you violate if it were not a woman.
  5. *grits teeth* So if it were a man, what would you say no to. Paying the fee, showing up, adhering to the restrictions of your probation? Because no matter your neuroses or your hate for other dudes.....They will still lock that ass up.
  6. Well, the question has been asked......but i know the answer is going to activate my groan reflex
  7. I remember looking at some stuff in my feed with you and eldo and i wondered is she tall or is he short. And yes, I've played jackbox with you... You make a lot of noise lol
  8. I repeat the words "go home and be a family man" while the guile them plays about 100 times a day
  9. Well i meant everything about it. The taste, the addiction, the fact that people hold up lines and progress for a fucking cup. Watching people just casually drinking shit like its liquid crack but there is little stigma around it. I have a very personal disdain coffee.
  10. I dont see how people drink it period. Its awful
  11. Arms and legs are for chairs.
  12. So wait....Were the always on Tinder and you just now noticed because you looked, or did they just get Tinder recently after you shot him down.
  13. Well, that was kinda hard to read and I'll be honest, abort mission. I was on your team whole heartedly when I thought she may have been single and you just needed to grow a pair, but you've done that and any further pursuit will just start to come off a desperation and possibly worse. I understand the heart wants what it wants but this is reality and sometimes you just got to move along. I'll think more about this later and bump your old thread if you want. We have to sit through everyone else's trash, at least im invested in yours
  14. Wait who wanted it deleted
  15. Oh, to answer the op. Im just bored
  16. I mean, didn't she say she was engaged. You gotta let that go bruh
  17. Hm....i seem to remember you could exploit attacks on that by ducking really fast or something.
  18. Ok ya got me, the first one is better.....This one made me itch
  19. The triangles man, triangles everywhere. Don't be a sheep, realize all the time, everywhere, triangles
  20. I mean, I clean my bathroom regularly so the prospect of pee drops doesn't get to me. No way in fuck I'm peeing sitting down in public restrooms...I will clench my cheeks for 8 hours at the prospect of shitting in one. And I always point my dick up a bit ant urinals as not to cause much splash because that's other people pee down there.
  21. That was pretty disappointing. I'm not sure exactly what i was expecting, but more than this.
  22. Ah, finally....The illuminati talk has started among my FB friends. Stay woke
  23. Fiddles are fine....Imagine if this was your bitch. Mmmmhhhhhmmmm
  24. Basketball Americans
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