André Toulon

I think I've said this before in other confession threads but when I worked at Shoney's as a teenager, I used to give people who ordered decaf regular and regular, decaf.... I've hated coffee drinkers for decades.

Prepaid visas

I am worn out...from eating.... But I want more.....someone bring me cake...I'll be asleep, just stuff it in my mouth, I sleep chew

Oh, I know....I'm more happy that no one has bothered to call out my typo

...They already have one....It's c... Wait, Sorry....I am being told Get off the mic, Lisa Faulkner is not a drag queen. I am being told I wasn't supposed to read that out loud.

Because you touch yourself at night..... Should have been wrapping gifts instead. I didn't wrap shit.

It's awful, I love it.

And And Cran... What did you get me.

Motivation....13%

I guess we can still go 9-8 but wtf does it matter, morale is shot.

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That kinda scared me

Here's your miracle... ....what, I was just, ya know...Doing a thing. I don't actually have shit... especially miracles

We're watching Shin Godzilla, and gonna FaceTime Packard, so sure he cam come ...maybe he can cookout for us like he did his coworkers.

TI need to cut them dreads. Bro look stupid af

....I don't know what that was, but it was.....mesmerizing? let's go with that.

Nah, I'll stick to Swadleys

I used to be one, then I took some marrow out my knee.

Rick and Morty are really abusing the "final scene with a song that makes you feel" bullshit, and they are all trite as shit. If you ain't Seymour, you got no business trying to tug at my heart strings The original Unity one was ok, but that was like 4 seasons ago and no longer relevant since they've expanded the Unity arc.

I'll be chasing the ghost of you know what I mean... Eh Eh Know what I mean? Chasing the ghost?...get it....? Like when you smoke an....... Nevermind, I'll just go☹️

I'm so glad this won't actually happen

I'll take it

Cheese coney

I can't live hot.