André Toulon

Cat had kittens under your house.

Totally be a YouTuber and shit on everything you play...people love it. Never be optimistic about a game, just automatically call it shit....unless it's sponsoring you

I was thinking more of these tictok videos of people cleaning grout with a toothbrush or some dumb shit. Or the one where the guy broke a lamp....with another lamp

@Yumudas Beegbut I don't usually tag but I need you to be real.

They almost never are.

I dated a chick like that...first it was my female friends, then it was my single male friends, then it was even the couples and I was like "damn, is it really worth all this cocaine if she's the only person i ever get to be around" and for about 8 months total, it was....then she attacked my mom.

This was an all around downer

Chicken Alfonzo....it's like Alfredo, but from the hood

.....I kinda hope. Know what, nevermind...let's just see how this plays out

It's neither, it's me continuing my reference despite me being out of the game. It's a me thing but when Distorted asked me why I didn't take out Vela, I told him I was keeping that Saiyan alive to wreck my shit later..... Oh, I'm Frieza....I guess I should make that clear too. And just like Frieza, I'm now pretending this was my plan all along

🤔 should I drop a few dollars on folding chairs for a bit.

Ya know what, you deserve a DBZ name too...Disco is Goku, Velz is Broly....you can beeeeeee....see, you're not really Vegeta...Cell, you can be Cell...he was around during the non-canon shit.

You used to be kinda fun I think

I've done nothing to deserve this

I hate I get that.

*records data*

I.....thought this was a joke

It was in a commercial....that song that all like "we're still having fun and you're still the one" It haunts me

Late night run for snacks and only loves is open. Theres 2....the big truck stop and the shitty one closer to me. I chose the shitty one...which usually isn't a problem unless I want real food....which I didn't. Just something crunchy and a Gatorade. So there's a girl in there losing her shit because this store doesn't take apple pay....which, I mean....is it really that widespread now? I guess since I'm old, I get that shit doesn't reach rural areas that fast but she's not having it....how dare they only take cards or cash....both of which I assume she doesn't have. But besides work, I've never been in line with anyone and they requested apple pay....I just didn't figure it was a primary payment form yet. My daughter has it, the boy doesn't....I do but don't use it....like at all. But I guess it's spreading....how long has it actually been out.

Ding ding....cmon Randy, come have a seat with me and have a beer.... Wait, you live here with me....you know what I'm about. 🔥💨

I'm far less optimistic about that...I feel like it's because content creator and influencer are jobs now and that's why unemployment is down but stores barely have employees. But your analysis definitely paints a much less bleak pic.

I know, and it was the last thing that show left me with....I still want answers.

You old AF, bro

.....why am I covered in glitter. The last time this happened I had just dropped acid, waking up from taking ghb on purpose and wearing a dress. And I KNOW I didn't have any late 90s fun recently.

Meh, i have one of those, but she never really "dumped" me like that.....I just kind of back off and she finds her way back....We don't talk about our little 6 month fling and at the time she made it clear I was just dick. Now she doesn't gaf, she talks to me no matter what situation we're in and we kinda cant hide that we at least passively communicate....We share streaming services. So my name is on all of hers that she pays for and her name is on all of mine.