André Toulon

It's name was something like Getonthemagicbussydney and I saw bussy...not bus Sydney.

Every time this shit happens my kids are with me and I don't want the boy to do the shit that I do because he can get shot....I can too, but idgaf....and i definitely cant have the girl picking up my habits, and she seem more likely to have my 'tude' But I stg, I am waiting on the day someone pulls this shit while I'm alone. I've got time today, and I don't think you know how unscared of jail I am.

You were never in any danger.

Sauron...I nailed it

My daughter and I watch trash just to make fun of it. This seems peak. Problem being, we are never off at the same time any more and dang, that's right...school starts soon.

Poor guy, I solemnly ponder what great things he may have done had fate not looked down so poorly on him. He was working in being the next trash panda meme, I hear. RIP, Simon....May a homeless man char and consume your carcass.

Just....stop Please.....stop. *Checks showtimes*

Yeah....I fear I have become completely incomprehensible and there is no way to tell a joke here without actually telegraphing it. I don't know shit about raccoons mortality rates on our highways and biways. Who tf does, I just wanted to fuck with greeny.

Wut?

Some anime gif are strictly fan service, but then you find one like this....that has heart.

Why in tf was killface naked

These poor bears have diminished glute syndrome.

wdym ok? You've already got her talking about your balls....Close the deal.

If it doesn't go well, face time me and I'll pretend to be your pimp and tell him I'm omw to pop his ass if he doesn't give you $300. You just have to send me $80....the rest is yours

Its the saggy ass that throws me off ...but, fuck it...Sun bears, wtfever

Sun bears

But I put the spaces in the wrong place.

Well yours doesn't show up in the users celebrating thing so I guess this thread is the only way I would have known anyway.

Raccoons aren't squirrels....they are pretty decisive and far less reckless than squirrels....I almost feel like you have to try to hit a raccoon. If I weren't preoccupied/lazy, I'd Phoenix Wright gif you so hard rn.

Also there's a dude dressing like a dog that's trending so it's not looking good for the sun bears

The FB comments are a bunch of people calling them sunbears...I never heard of them but that my answer too, just because

Sun beaaaaaaaars IDK what that is but that seems to be the armchair enthusiast's answer

So this is it...this lets me off the hook, right?

I know I said come back but the it will be fun thing doesn't sound like me... that's scoobspeak....it was scoob wasn't it. Shut up scoob. *Nailed it*