André Toulon

I hear nursing homes are teeming with STDs...you say how much do they need....I say when your family abandons you, wtf else you gonna do

You're welcome

Any chance at getting a mind blown react? 🤯

How auto correct make me sound like a dumbass daily....I typed slushie you piece of shit

I might legit buy a plushie machine....but I don't want have to constantly buy refrigerant

Chuck roast, taters, veggies

Soooooo. There are no other doggy denotes for dingaling....just the 2... Got it

Wait...you also have codenames for potential candickdates? Can I get a replay as to any of the ones Iay have missed

No money in the cure.

Meh, if I'm doing something like booking a flight, I'll use a comp. Mobile is unreliable and just when you think a page has loaded but there's one asset that didn't, and then you try to click a plus or minus or something but then the asset loads and now you've tapped submit....that shit happens way too often for me to trust mobile for more than trolling.

Don't believe I've ever had one...I've heard of them...even hear they can form pus...but alas, I have no idea what it actually is

I used to love shaving because it gave me a chance to experiment but after the sarcoid started with the facial scars, it got painful so now I have to shave often to prevent the hair getting out of hand and I need to pull out the facial lawn mower....which hurts when it saws through a scar

Taco Casa....And I must admit, under new ownership, they are 1000 times better. I actually feel like this burrito was worth $5. I forgot their nachos comes in 3 separate containers and you have to construct that shit yourself....I couldn't remember why I never got their nachos, and this is why

Boy, this started out really predictably, but that was a Shamalamadingdong twist right there.

.....heh, heh....facial.

You managed to destroy my entire placeholder image I had for you in my head in just a few days. Since I've never seen you post a pic, I'll not ask....but is there anyone "famous" I can envision you akin to. I'm really basic so right now I'm going with Steve Aoki with a little weight rather than the Hworang I initially had for you.

...... I'm not even sure what I'm reading, but tell me more

I absolutely need my mustache....I can grow a full beard almost at will, so I've always had the liberty to style it differently.... I don't care for the full beard at all... it's noisy and itchy, but a close shaved beard, or goatee/stache combo works well, but every so often, I forget the failure that is my face sans mustache and I go for it only to realize I look like a psychopath....I don't look younger, or squeaky clean....I just look bonkers. No matter what, I need the stache. Are you married to any form of facial hair.....sideburns included

How do you buy HD TVs and complain about the soap opera effect...the entire point, I thought, was to watch in higher quality with better frame rates....even though motion blur is artificial, it still great increases picture quality. Then I just discovered filmmakers are mad at people who watch with it on because they say you're not getting the experience the filmmakers wants you to have....like recording a part in 120p on purpose for dramatic effect, and you ruin it with your HD....why do you care, I still watched it and you got.... someone's money, so why bitch... The first time I saw the effect was on a computer monitor running Call of Duty back when I worked at Staples and all I could think is "I want everything to look like this" I really find myself reading some wild shit at 3am

..... I..... vaguely remember this? But not really....kinda?

Defrosted corn beef toast

I hear you can buy truth social stock for cheap now https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/03/31/djt-trump-media-stock-truth-social-investment-warning/73135385007/

.....can we at least get breakfast first. I'm not 100% on board yet.

Sleep

You were 290? Well now I get why you're so invested. I guess I had my own presumptuous idea of your weight loss journey, but that's amazing. What's the end goal