André Toulon

Ah, the zoomers. Who have given us other hits like Pass me the tide pods It's 165°, and I can't find my hoodie. I can't drive.....that's it, I can't drive. And who can forget my entire generation will go viral, that'll show corporate.

I...I don't remember Arby's...I really need to cook today

.....this is a really odd day to blurt this out...like it's not even a relatable date...just random. But if you can't provide a YouTube video of the events with yakkity sax, I'd avoid making jokes... especially to people who may have had people involved

Ok, hear me out...I've had girls little spoon me, and social norms made me think this isn't right....but honestly, let her arm fall asleep if she wants to cuddle that bad. I hate being the big spoon...arm numb, hair in my face, in the line of fire if we had a questionable dinner ......little spoon me with the quickness.

I'm 100% sure I have a cavity, but I'm also terrified of the dentist. Like every time I've gone, I've had a woman (mom, or gf) that pressured me to go. But as it stands now...I'm just willing to let this tooth die...idc. I'm thinking who should I tell that'll for e me to go without making me angry.

Oh shit, I forgot all about lex and the torture rack...that shit looked like it hurt. And while I'm at it...Mankind and Socko, while entertaining, is when I came to terms with some of this being suspicious.

I too had taco bell...mine was ok

Ok, see I wasn't trying to go back this far but wrestling was different then and finishers sucked, it was more what you did in match and Ric Frizzle was my guy back then.

This was an ordeal to memorize for quick regurgitating, so if I effed up, I apologize.

There's some craaaaazy shit in Japan that just won't fit here so just going with the ones even pedestrian fans know. 10. Guerrero frog splash 9. Lesnar's F-5 when it's sold right. 8. Undertaker, tombstone 7. Austin Stunner 6. Yokozuna, Banzai drop....it stupid now, but as a teenage weeb who loves everything Japanese, he was a fave. Too bad he wasn't even Japanese. 5. RKO....sigh...outta nowhere 😒 4. Rey 619...killer move. 🥺 3. Rock Bottom 2. Shawn Michaels Sweet Chin Music 1. Bro....the spear/jackhammer combo with the profuse slobbering...I loved Goldberg It's obvious I stopped watching wrestling in the early 2000s

Sport mode

It probably wasn't one whole word but maybe it was....I could use the tag feature but that's Pat's deal. I just wanna say happy birthday with little chance I have to go "you're welcome" I feel like the the acknowledgement of receiving gratitude is far and beyond overrated. Just say thanks and the transaction is over....it seems pretentious af to one up someone after they grace you with thanks...it like, you're welcome...now, your move again. What was I talking about?

Ok....now hear me out. Flip flops.....for alligators 🙅🏿‍♂️

Never.

I think I've said this before in other confession threads but when I worked at Shoney's as a teenager, I used to give people who ordered decaf regular and regular, decaf.... I've hated coffee drinkers for decades.

Prepaid visas

I am worn out...from eating.... But I want more.....someone bring me cake...I'll be asleep, just stuff it in my mouth, I sleep chew

Oh, I know....I'm more happy that no one has bothered to call out my typo

...They already have one....It's c... Wait, Sorry....I am being told Get off the mic, Lisa Faulkner is not a drag queen. I am being told I wasn't supposed to read that out loud.

Because you touch yourself at night..... Should have been wrapping gifts instead. I didn't wrap shit.

It's awful, I love it.

And And Cran... What did you get me.

Motivation....13%

I guess we can still go 9-8 but wtf does it matter, morale is shot.