André Toulon

It's definitely a locked achievement, but it's really just a choose your own adventure kind of thing until he breaks character and becomes completely coherent randomly.

Hamburger helper....kids were about to order food because they are impatient so I made something fast because they are ordering shit with my cash app card. I'll eat this damn roast by myself at 10

Lately it's been the local grocery stores and other COVID killed buildings I said I work backwards. I googled trying to read it in its entirety since the link is behind a paywall

I don't get tags Ghostie, you can't summon me to threads like you do incessantly to others but that OP was hilarious... The turn it took...less so

Doing mine right now because the kids ordered pizza before I got to it and I was like fuck it, I'll just eat nuggets and watch JJK....corned beef has never been a miss for me except that one time I undercooked it. I legit feel bad it didn't turn out well because it's one of my faves

Crazy rich Indians huh....so since the brought it up, is no one else noticing this? East Indians are buying up South OK and North TX... I'm just curious is this not happening elsewhere....yet. Now since I've shot my wad, I'm gonna go see if that's even what this is about....yes, I work backwards

Hbd obscure reference man Ok see if y'all are going to do these you have to do them all

Oh, this is definitely retroactively presented...today it doesn't matter. I like solitude.

See, if someone actually said they were into me, I'd be suspicious and wouldn't be afraid at all to milk it because "you gotta be kidding, I'm just a jerk....what about me is appealing" But they would actually have to tell me because showing me boobs or a tattoo like guy said would just make me think "here we go with this comfort negro shit again...I get it, I seem so apathetic to everything that you know there's no consequences to opening up to me

Probably gonna bite Benji and go buy a corned beef roast....That actually sounds peak today.

I laugh because this would totally be me

I suck at it. I was in a group and we were discussing missed opportunities and I stg, I think I probably have way more than my fair share. It wasn't until I was older that I realized women give hints that they want you to "try" them. I think it's kinda childish but that just because I'm dumb and don't pick up on social cues...well, sexual one....I know when a mfer hates me weeks in advance At any rate, looking back I have a few I missed and wish I had acted on and some that I'm like "oh shit, she was trying to give me some....thank God I'm an idiot"

I missed the part where we traded Ridder for Rondale Moore. I would have been fine with a tuna sandwich on wheat, but we'll see.

I hate coffee and not really interested in anything trying to replicate it

Yeah, it was weird when they started letting hubbb name the kingdom hearts games

Just in case anyone else sees the implications that I think this person is a bot now that reread this high, I don't. The name just seems like one for a robot.

Beep boop I am a robot 🤖

Grilled fish and Alfredo.....ooh, I still got time to make okra

I thought RICO was something else completely. I only hear it referenced when dumb rappers confess in their lyrics

Oh, hbd... I was actually stoked about not making the thread and didn't think further than I dodged responsibility

Yes.....yessss

I'm never going to get used to this but wtf ever EDIT, oh so I get a new one when I refresh the page...sadly this is the best Falcons group I've found not full of no fans trolling. This dude just irks me....I want to retire a falcon...I have no idea why that infuriates me. Maybe I shouldn't be doing this as soon as I get up

I'll admit, I just don't see the problem. Does it want my social? I mean, it's obviously something more ironclad that the ol' "are you 18 or older" pop-up.....Do I need to link FB or some goofy shit? I'm old and honestly, I like my archive of conquests more than random ass porn, so it doesn't affect me, and it think it's laughable that blocking the major players somehow would means you can't access any porn. I get the whole "guvment taking our nekkid vids" outrage but I can't get too antsy over it. I mean PH's solution of age verified devices is just as ridiculous if not more so. I'm going to have to take my TVs in somewhere to prove I'm old as shit? Dafuq?

Neighborhood pussy....Quite familiar.... I mean, anyone want a Starburst?

Change of plans. Took a nap now it's time for an irresponsible taco bell run