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André Toulon

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  1. No one does this...I refuse to believe anyone does this other than for views
  2. Idk, they brought me something back from the city...haven't eaten yet
  3. Fried in canola oil in a pot.
  4. Fried chicken.
  5. Don't listen to scoob, I legit didn't get it and I don't hate mocha latte people because they generally have their own establishments to get those. I hate coffee loiterers who are in the way and having conversations with people who should be ringing up my food or gas.
  6. I hope it wasn't helling, I need to put Earl in my car
  7. I'm sorry, I got high then I got distracted....by fucking milk chan.
  8. 👋🏿🚶🏿‍♂️.......🏃🏿‍♂️......🏇🏿💨
  9. Is there context here or is it time to shitpost
  10. Please, elaborate on this internal diversity.....
  11. The way I remember it (and we're talking about preteen Buddy, because I mostly became a Christmas church goer once I could no longer be forced to go) there was Easter, then like Wednesday we had church again at like 7 pm and you couldn't eat all day until after church. I only remember not eating ONCE. After that, I remember mama saying you could have bread and water but nothing else, and I was like fuck it, might as well not eat...wtf I want bread and water for. Then suddenly, I don't remember it ever being brought up again...the not eating thing...They still had the night church. All that to say, this is probably why I just don't take religion seriously at all....when you just keep changing the rules to fit your arbitrary whims, why even bother. I'm not saying all faiths are like that, but Southern Baptism is some fraudulent bullshit.
  12. ......how often is this "doctor" touching you? I've have a doctor touch my shit once outside of a football physical and that was when they told me I had diverticulitis. My balls were hurting...I thought it was testicular cancer....and whats great is this was before I saw the torsion episode of venturi bros, or I really would have freaked out. But I digress.....are you a football player ...... because that guy might not be a doctor.
  13. I'm glad fighting isn't big here because I JUST got back to see Haney/Garcia. And its going as expected
  14. ..... Idk, I've always heard Easter called Passover.....For some reason it was call that in Southern Baptist (maybe black?) churches. It wasn't until sometime in Jr high that I found out there was a difference...and later still that it was Jewish....like I really want to say it was from Seinfeld or some other live action offering that I discovered that part. It definitely wasn't Rugrats because I hated rugrats
  15. Hmmmm
  16. Also 4/20/2024 is the same backwards and forwards. It took all day for FB to tell me this
  17. Meat balls gravy and mashed potatoes. Aka Thursday jr high lunch
  18. Oh.....I forgot the part where I'm a sucker. This may have been a mistake. Her: So when you coming this way? Me: I gotta take my mom to the airport so I'll pass right by you, maybe we can get lunch... *Instantly panics internally* Brain: ABORT, ABORT!!!!! MAYDAY! MOUTH IS MOVING BEFORE BRAIN. Me:
  19. Oh....ok. They are not supposed to be gems....but I just didn't know what we were going for
  20. W... wut
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