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No one does this...I refuse to believe anyone does this other than for views
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What did you have for dinner?
André Toulon replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Idk, they brought me something back from the city...haven't eaten yet -
Fried in canola oil in a pot.
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No
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Fried chicken.
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Don't listen to scoob, I legit didn't get it and I don't hate mocha latte people because they generally have their own establishments to get those. I hate coffee loiterers who are in the way and having conversations with people who should be ringing up my food or gas.
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I hope it wasn't helling, I need to put Earl in my car
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sports 2023/24 NFL It’s a Hard Knock Life Shit Talking Thread
André Toulon replied to 1pooh4u's topic in General Discussion
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when i bite into a york peppermint patty,
André Toulon replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
I'm sorry, I got high then I got distracted....by fucking milk chan. -
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👋🏿🚶🏿♂️.......🏃🏿♂️......🏇🏿💨
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when i bite into a york peppermint patty,
André Toulon replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
Is there context here or is it time to shitpost -
Please, elaborate on this internal diversity.....
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Ask a non-Jewish person of a certain age what Passover is
André Toulon replied to Icarus27k's topic in General Discussion
The way I remember it (and we're talking about preteen Buddy, because I mostly became a Christmas church goer once I could no longer be forced to go) there was Easter, then like Wednesday we had church again at like 7 pm and you couldn't eat all day until after church. I only remember not eating ONCE. After that, I remember mama saying you could have bread and water but nothing else, and I was like fuck it, might as well not eat...wtf I want bread and water for. Then suddenly, I don't remember it ever being brought up again...the not eating thing...They still had the night church. All that to say, this is probably why I just don't take religion seriously at all....when you just keep changing the rules to fit your arbitrary whims, why even bother. I'm not saying all faiths are like that, but Southern Baptism is some fraudulent bullshit. -
Doctors who touch your penis with their cold hands.
André Toulon replied to [classic swim]'s topic in General Discussion
......how often is this "doctor" touching you? I've have a doctor touch my shit once outside of a football physical and that was when they told me I had diverticulitis. My balls were hurting...I thought it was testicular cancer....and whats great is this was before I saw the torsion episode of venturi bros, or I really would have freaked out. But I digress.....are you a football player ...... because that guy might not be a doctor. -
What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
André Toulon replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
I'm glad fighting isn't big here because I JUST got back to see Haney/Garcia. And its going as expected -
Ask a non-Jewish person of a certain age what Passover is
André Toulon replied to Icarus27k's topic in General Discussion
..... Idk, I've always heard Easter called Passover.....For some reason it was call that in Southern Baptist (maybe black?) churches. It wasn't until sometime in Jr high that I found out there was a difference...and later still that it was Jewish....like I really want to say it was from Seinfeld or some other live action offering that I discovered that part. It definitely wasn't Rugrats because I hated rugrats -
Also 4/20/2024 is the same backwards and forwards. It took all day for FB to tell me this
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What did you have for dinner?
André Toulon replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
Meat balls gravy and mashed potatoes. Aka Thursday jr high lunch -
Oh.....I forgot the part where I'm a sucker. This may have been a mistake. Her: So when you coming this way? Me: I gotta take my mom to the airport so I'll pass right by you, maybe we can get lunch... *Instantly panics internally* Brain: ABORT, ABORT!!!!! MAYDAY! MOUTH IS MOVING BEFORE BRAIN. Me:
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Oh....ok. They are not supposed to be gems....but I just didn't know what we were going for