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André Toulon

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  1. Paranoia is keeping me from voting early. It's red ass OK. I just know someone would fuck with my ballot and since there are no lines or anything of the sort, it would be easy to toss my ballot knowing fully well I didn't come in to vote for Donnie. I don't know when I got like this. I have always been a planner, but now I can't do anything without overthinking it.
  2. Since I saw you're in Alvarado, and I'm vaguely familiar with that area, I did some poking around for you. There are far more resources centers than pawn shops there, so while I understand the lack of vehicle thing, I'd almost bet if you contact one and explain your situation, they may come to you. In TX terms, Alvarado is pretty small and with so many places willing to help, I'm sure one or a few would love to have you and your mother as recipients....even if they have to come out to assist, especially with a disability. If any are funded by the gov, the more people they help the more money they get. So win, win. And without spending money on food and other necessities, you can work on getting your stuff out of pawn. I think it's at least worth a shot.
  3. Ok that's more like it
  4. With AI existing, there is no reason for your jokes to suck like this
  5. Bout to load up some baked potatoes with steak, scallops and shrimp.
  6. Lol, I go in casa and the Latina lady is there. She goes "MR. GARY", I 🤦🏿‍♂️ then 🤣 and say it's Derrick. She says, I'm so sorry....I was like nah, it's cool but I figured I should say something since you know me on sight. Anyway....Superfuckinburritos
  7. Magi karp karp karp
  8. ......aaaaaaand of course my phone isn't in stock so they have to order it and now I'm stuck with this stuttering, sack gobbling piece of dog dick replacement phone until it comes in. "We might get a ups today, we'll call you" No you won't
  9. Just woke up, opened this and now I don't remember... Oh the pot pie peach pie thing again. So fast, much uninspired, very no dishes.
  10. Oh I haven't seen the cute little jumping spiders since MS. Yeah, everything here is huge, has tattoos, and giant eyes
  11. I kill them on sight
  12. Teehee Also gonna serve some fries https://www.wtrf.com/pittsburgh/trump-expected-to-attend-pittsburgh-steelers-game-serve-fries-at-mcdonalds/
  13. Pot pie and peach pie
  14. I feel like one day, one of these will be legit
  15. Pls, someone do it.
  16. Maybe 150.
  17. Have you tried food resource centers in your area. You can spam those each month and the one sponsored by our VA here even has pet food and select meds. People always donate food to the VA and they would redistribute it to low income people. I used to volunteer there and they get good shit, but give it away because they have food. Also, many of these places will help you out financially if you have proof of income....or lack thereof. I don't want to ask what state you're in but if you have a drop of native blood in you, you can get financial assistance as well. While I'm just spit balling shit they have here, I'm willing wager a Google can lead you in the right direction. It takes a bit of proactivity, and can almost feel like a job but it can help prop you up if you have a monthly guarantee for food and basic necessities. Oh, and your local free clinic may also have resources for the pup. If you're already doing these things, just disregard the post but there are places to turn to even if you already get government aid, so you're not exactly shackled by what they think you deserve...
  18. Have you seen any from Mz. Stein? I'm actually asking... because as I said recently, I've only just started seeing Kamala a week or so ago
  19. My name is not Gary. I refuse to believe it sounds like this when I say my name. Usually it's a Latina lady at the register, so I just go on about my day, but this was just a white lady and fuck it, I guess I'm goddamn Gary here
  20. I get 98% of my spots news from the radio and I swear, it's nothing but betting talk now....I sat through three segments and not one mention of stats, injuries, misconduct, or even just fanboyism...no, let's talk about the over under for OU this weekend, or how much I won on TX last weekend. I do stream some shows but most of my day is spent in a truck and I get shit service almost everywhere except home, it seems. But I was cool with the radio. But goddammit, it's enough now. ⭐Side quest⭐. Our local sponsor for ESPN radio has a spot that wants to inform people that it's deer season, and to be careful in wooded areas. To let you know they care, if you hit a deer, they will not only fix the damage but you will also receive a gift bag with some of their merch. The promotion is literally called, hit a deer, win some gear". Which makes it more of a goal than a unfortunate event.
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