Sawdamizer

First time seeing Romeo and Juliet?

He sucked.

I'm on it.

Shhh...

So now can we post that dudes tits? Spoilers of course.

Being the SJW you are you got the picture of this right?

Want me to send you some chips and salsa or sumptin?

90s PC Sierra Games got me in to games early in my life. Quest for Glory specifically. Then space exploration/combat Orion Games like Privateer and Star Control. Doom got me in to PvP and Diablo and Starcraft busted my blizzard cherry.

Can't stop coughing. Vodka should help.

You don't mean that.... quit lyin

Chicken Caesar salad

Poof, where do you go when you dream?

Haven't been bowling in awhile.

What's all this then?

Cut me deep just then Rogue.

Damn. I ice cream bars sound so good right meow.

Word. Can I bring the lady or is everyone else going to be licking my shaft for the weekend?

Good luck... enjoy whatever that spunk dumpster has....

Hangin and bangin?

Eh... I thought about supporting some realtor in the area here at open houses.... but fuck that. They will go wanting. Make some calls and get some loans moved to closing. Actually, I am going to shake up a martini right now and prep dinner so the woman doesn't think I just drank and played GTA all day.

Got a few parties, and some work to do. Some GTA V probably. Have been feeling like shit lately tho.... idk.... might just masturbate and eat freeze pops.

I have no clue what this means, I googled it... and I am even more confused.

She will let you pee in her butt if she is in to you.

Ah yes, the anxiety that follows the freedom of turning my phone off. I started doing this because client were calling me at 11pm to talk about their mortgage file. Then the horror of the 30 seconds the phone takes to start up and the messages they just keep coming.

Ain't nobody callin you... not even for dinner.