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Sawdamizer

Sawdamizer
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  1. One night in Ocean city Maryland, drunk tank. It was like a rite of passage tho.... the cops were cool to me and they let me keep my cell phone, this was 2002.
  2. eat....weed..... this concept is foreign to me. Listen, can we please just rip bottles of tequila and bang rails off of the hip bones of prostitutes? I'm bored
  3. The internet definition is kinda funny
  4. Dippin out without notice.... ive literally even sailing a boat in sea of thieves and just had to do something else ... total dick move
  5. Like Buddy, I am on Xbox if that is a viable outlet...im funny, or at least that's what I've been told... I AM KNOWN FOR MY IRISH GOODBYE THO... no one has xbox
  6. Thats in my spank bank. I dont share.
  7. .....when you chew three ecstasy pills and you're not sure what they will do to you, but your body starts trembling and you know you're about to roll your face off.
  8. q1CWVnQ.mp4
  9. Pootie Tang and Cabin Boy are on my stranded island list
  10. All types of ill shit
  11. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/08/27/us/louisiana-officials-hurricane-laura-warning-trnd/index.html Put your name on a piece of paper and put it in a zip lock bag, and put that in your pocket....so they can identify ya
  12. I'll take Packard Responses for $100 please
  13. obligatory "if there is one, there is a lot more" comment.
  14. Was thinking of your fam when I saw the news this morning. Hope you got "eyes" on em today and they're good.
  15. I'm not googling that
  16. You're both so stupid. Its Tree son, son off a Tree, just one though....more than one is Tree some... and involves knots and hard woods
  17. My vinegar smells like farts
  18. I've had the movie on a bunch of times balls deep in chick's I didn't love... but never watched it.
  19. No. 37 years... and I say fuck no
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