Sawdamizer

I’d like to solve the puzzle… who are… the moops…

Atta girl

I pray that he rearranges your guts

Let him split you in half like a dinner roll.

I wouldn’t even know where to get drugs if I wanted them… like, I couldn’t even call someone or anything. I know I said this before.. but it really bothers me that I couldn’t get shrooms even if I wanted to… what a fucking loser.

Women don’t want to hear it, but this is alpha

Broncos for sale, Flores suing everyone in the NFL, Brady retires (officially)…. What a wild fucking day for football.

I’m in control of nothing

Cocomelon is a realm of hell I didn’t know existed.

iM oNLy wATcHinG feR Da HalFtIME sHoW

Fucking Bugles!!!

😢

https://www.on3.com/news/tom-brady-makes-decision-nfl-future-retirement-report-insider-jason-la-canfora-tampa-bay-buccaneers-quarterback/ Brady to retire. thanks for the memories.

I spend way too much time in the tea aisle these days, contemplating like a chess game what mood I’ll be in at 6am next Tuesday and will this lemon zinger really change my life? my best guess is…. It’s plausible.

Oh, I was referring to UwP… lol

I bet he’s still sore nobody made him a HbD thread

I like how your coffee maker is stuck at 5 o clock. That’s called rationalizing.

*zip*

He is not.