Mode 7

The only thing I want on when I go to bed is the fan. Any sort of other background noise is too distracting. However when I'm taking a nap it's the exact opposite I need something on in the background for me to fall asleep.

Was supposed to the third man in the original NWO but got called out for jury duty at the last minute

Made a Kenny Omega statue out of Legos

His pet donkey Lulu likes to play with my my pet ostrich Oscar

Has a chicken coop in his bedroom where classic tends to spend the night.

Bacon, eggs, grits and orange juice.

So tomorrow I have a third technician coming out to figure out what's wrong with this goddamn Wi-Fi. The third time had better be a charm because if not I'm taking my business elsewhere.

Paints Mr Hoonie's toe nails and of course told Dudeco about it

Became obsessed with red bananas once he learned that they can be used as an aphrodisiac

Is Carrot Top's new manager

Audioslave > Rage Against The Machine

Thought a poop deck was...let's just say that's he's no longer welcomed on any cruise ships

Is wanted for questioning by the Michigan State Police after being spotted in his chicken suit at the scene of several bank robberies in Metro Detroit. The MSP has dubbed him as the Cockadoodledoo bandit.

traded in his chicken suit for a rhino costume, he makes rhino noises and gores unsuspecting Olive Garden waiters in the bathroom

two words shuffle play

Has a doctor's appointment this Monday to get his cootie shots

Still believes girls have cooties

I ordered myself a 20 piece wind dings because I already cooked breakfast this morning and I'm not cooking tonight nor do I feel like doing dishes. And because I don't feel like tipping I'm going to walk up to pick up my food since ithe place only down the street.

Steals door mats from people's porches