Mode 7

Knows that I'm the worst enemy to have

Jimmy Hoffa is buried in his backyard

I haven't a single second of the 4 Nations tournament, I could careless who wins it all however this really needs to be said. So team USA beat team Canada in Canada last night. Last month. Last month team Canada got bounced in the world's jrs. 1993 was the last time a Canadian franchise won the Stanley Cup. The last two Canadian teams that went to the final loss to two teams based out of Florida. And then was 2006 to North Carolina and 2007 to California. This whole thing of Canada dominating the sport of hockey is dead. Other countries have caught up whether they like it or not. The sooner Canada realizes that the better.

Also got banned from the Central Park Zoo

Impregenated a ghost

Nothing like coming home and dinner is ready, god bless the crockpot

Couldn't believe that it wasn't butter

Dared me to do it

Got banned from Kroger for drop kicking a pound cake

Tried out for the NYC Rockettes

Convinced me to sell that Billy Corgan voodoo doll to D'Arcy his ex-bassist

Chili from the crockpot when I get home tonight

Castrated Zeni

Only used Janice once and Zeni was never seen again

Also used to shave Steve Austin's head

Used to shave Billy Corgan's head

Came up with the Aces n Eights angle in TNA

Kenny Omega has a restraining order against him

Was one of the kids in The Smashing Pumpkins' 1979 music video

Is related to Al Bundy

Successfully raided Packard's pension

Honestly I believe the only thing people are good for these days is just to have sex with and a lot can't even do that right

Goes around on Valentine's Day shooting single people in the ass with heart shaped arrows. Charges still pending.