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Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Trims his nose hairs with hedge clippers
  2. Was dressed up as a bull in a China shop
  3. Goes to Belgium for authentic Belgian waffles
  4. Sings lullabies to her Komodo Dragons every night
  5. Talks like Porky Pig when nervous
  6. Got banned from entering the UK for reason he refuses to reveal
  7. Also tried out for WWE Tough Enough
  8. Once tried out for WWE Tough Enough
  9. Can play the Snorks theme song on the recorder
  10. Always says "I tawt I taw a puddy tat' whenever her cat comes around
  11. Is no longer welcomed in Salt Spring Island, British Columbia
  12. Learned how to play the trumpet from watching Harmony Smurf
  13. Remember it's pronounced Hoo-Nay
  14. Was briefly a member of the Legion of Doom but just couldn't get along with Sinestro and Giganta
  15. Traded in his monster truck for the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile
  16. Talks like Pepe Le Pew after too much wine
  17. Soaks his feet in the crockpot
  18. Talks like Yosemite Sam when pissed
  19. Talks like Huckleberry Hound when trolling
  20. Talks like Barney Rubble when angry
  21. Traded in his car for a monster truck
  22. Due the high cost of living these days he's moving to Fraggle Rock
  23. Needs to know that it's pronounced Hoo-Nay he's French-Canadian after all
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