Mode 7

Believes that barbers are actually vampires

Well that was scary, I was on my break drinking my iced tea and it went down the wrong pipe and I started choking. I blacked for a few seconds and somehow I'm on the floor and this metal shelf is on top of me. What the hell happened?

Using chapstick during winter

A video pop up on my timeline which was titled "Final Fantasy VII: The sequel nobody asked for" Of course I just had click on it just to see the comments and... yeah nothing says lack of creativity than using a misleading title

Lol at USA hockey fans crying that Canada a bullshit mid season tournament that means nothing in long term. Who cares let them have because chances are that none of Canadian franchises will win the Stanley Cup so let them have their Four Nations title I'll settle for the Stanley Cup any day of the week.

This song goes hard I don't care what anyone says

Hasn't given up on his dream of being a door to door book salesman

Got banned from all Carrot Top shows for excessive heckling

Thsese pretzels are making him thirsty

Played a monster of the week on a episode of Power Rangers

Met a woman from Tokyo

Despite his avatar has never actually played Chrono Trigger

Is trying to solve the mystery of the purple stuff in the old Sunny D commericials

Does the chicken dance with acutal chickens

Served in G.I. Joe

Served in the French Foreign Legion

Even though I prefer dubs over subs there's one series no matter what I will always watch the subbed version over the dubbed and that is Dragon Ball Z.

Is a successful exorcist

Welp my crockpot died so there goes that dinner so I'm going with a couple of baked potatoes and white rice. Fortunately I own a second crockpot so I'll do the whole chicken again on Sunday.

Is a descendant of Shemp

I'm still sick had some tea this morning and threw it right back up. I don't go back to work until Friday so hopefully I'll be better by then

Just put a whole chicken in the crockpot

Has mastered the chapman stick