-Kudasai-

Once got sent to the principal's office after he told his teacher that he's only civil because he didn't know any swear words.

My Top 10 All Time Favorite Popeye Cartoons 1. Popeye Meets Sinbad The Sailor - 1936 2. The Spinach Overture - 1935 3. Beware of Barnacle Bill - 1935 4. Child Psykolojiky - 1941 5. Me Musical Nephews - 1942 6. The Paneless Window Washer - 1937 7. The Man on the Flying Trapeze - 1934 8. Morning Noon and Nightclub - 1937 9. Shiver Me Timbers - 1934 10. Can You Take It? 1934

Fish sticks and rice

I can't believe I forgot all about this one.

Is the special guest referee for the Ghostrek vs. Mr Hoonie tuxedo match at WrestleMania.

Has a restraining order against Mr Hoonie.

Chicken tenders and macaroni and cheese.

Mr. Hoonie?

Scratch that I don't feel like cooking so I ordered a 6 piece whole wings dinner.

Scrambled eggs, grits and maple sausages later.

Physically I'm 43 mentally I'm 18

Convinced Mr. Hoonie to ask his parole officer out on a date. It didn't end well.

Once saw a lima bean that looked like Alfred Hitchcock.

Indifference for the win!

One thing I love about getting old is the older I get the less I give a fuck.