Mode 7

Sells "World Domination For Dummies" books for his door to door book salesmen job

Was arrested for the counterfeit money, turns out it was a sting operation to find out who was passing phony bills throughout town. She has hired @scoobdog as her defense attorney.

Keeps pouring bubble bath in public pools

Once grew out a super long beard with the hopes of joining ZZ Top. It didn't work out.

Bought a Bengal Tiger from Mike Tyson

Spent her life savings to buy a pair of Komodo Dragons

Got into a political debate with a parrot

Sold his guitar so he could buy a 10 ft Boa Constrictor

Or your Eddie Vedder cosplay

Or your Kenny Omega cosplay

And I won't mention his Cable Guy cosplay...oh shit

loves to dress up as ron burgandy

This man is known as the Nintendo bandit by police. He's responsible for several hold-ups throughout the metropolitan Atlanta area often using such light gun weapons as the NES zapper, SNES Super Scope, The Sega Genesis Menacer and the Konami Justifier. He should be considered armed and dangerous and should not be approached.

Is a notorious bank robber who wears boxer shorts as a mask so the police have dubbed her as "The Underwear Bandit"

His home security system is simply having Legos all over the floor

Is being investigated in both the United States and Canada for several unsolved cases of dining and dashing in which she might be a possible suspect

That was the chicken lentil soup a that got burned awhile back. The roast turned out great.

Like the roast it turned out better than I expected

Is moving to a nudist camp