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Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Makes the best artichoke milkshakes
  2. Uses @[classic swim] (in his chicken suit of course) as a dummy for her ventriloquisim act as punishment after she caught him crowing outside her window in his chicken suit at 6:00 am
  3. I finally have hot water again
  4. I really taking cold showers, if this shit doesn't get fixed I'm withholding rent
  5. I'm going to keep saying it, the only thing humans are good for is to have sex with and most can't even do that right
  6. I still have no hot water, I have to go into work today because someone is "sick" not to mention today was my only day off and now because of some mother that decdied to park in front of the dumpster no trash pick up so the shit going to pile up. Humans are the worst.
  7. Was on that conga line
  8. Does the koala mating call whenever he sees an Olive Garden waiter in the bathroom
  9. Puts maple syrup on hotdogs
  10. Three ribeye steaks and two baked potatoes
  11. I earned those steaks tonight
  12. Breeds komodo dragons
  13. Goes to the Laundromat just to play the arcade games
  14. The hot water isn't working, if it's not one thing it's another
  15. Is responsible for Disco getting banned from the Toronto Zoo as he was the one who dared her to tease the gorillas
  16. Has aspirations of becoming a professional dog groomer
  17. I just don't care about the Detroit Lions. The fans just ruined it for me. I guess they're playing tonight and everyone is just being insufferable about. "Are you going to watch the game tonight?" Are you going to watch the game tonight?" No, I'm going to do the same thing I every night when I get and that's watch Looney Tunes and play video games until I'm ready to go to bed. Right now I'm in the middle of my Dr. Mario game and that's more important to me than the Lions.
  18. I have a personal rule when it comes to calling people, three rings and I just hang up and just assume that person is busy.
  19. Happy Birthday @mthor
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