BlackNoir

LOL, I remember when she was hooked on speed.

I don't speak Ninja....What are you trying to tell me, girl. Timmy stuck in the well?

I know it will suck, and it's the only reason I haven't done this.....But i have made a conscious effort for a large part of my life to not bust open a can of Fancy Feast just to see what the hype is about.....Left to my own primal urges, I would have already done it.

See, this chick gets it

Are you the RainJesus I've been hearing so much about

Multi-dimensional cuisine is too fancy for me.

I will only have the finest bison, pls.

Less than 30 posts to go....Come join me.

Buy me dinner

I buy it because I'm lazy.

You had to make it weird....Now I'm going to make my own shitpost thread.

I ruptured my ear drum...What's your excuse.

this gif needs to be burned

It should be a ramen flavor. Speaking of which, how did I get chicken....I always buy beef or shrimp....Curse you Walmart.

You're never satisfied....You're Prince's mom

It'sa meeeee, personal contempt.

I was trying to get back to my playing weight (196), but I'm like fuck it.....As long as I stay where I'm at now (214), I'm ok

The mehest

It'll be over soon

Everyone that owns one of those dolls needs to be on some sort of watch list

All the meh

I only get notification when people comment on my shit....I don't need to know who reacted and I definitely don't need to know who commented on something i commented on.

I worked in the food industry a large chunk of my teenage life to my mid 20s, and despite all the horror stories i can tell, I still eat fast food. I was never more than a short order cook tho, so as a chef i figure you've seen way worse.

I've been looking at clips of it.....It looks like something i would have enjoyed when i had an attention span.

Oh, weight issues....Yep, that shit'll get you every time.