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BlackNoir

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  1. Most of us have known each other for years and anyone we haven't, we've probably become fine with just not knowing them..... I mean, i wouldn't read them, so i wouldn't write one.
  2. Lured? And I kinda think you mean liberty and justice for all.
  3. Titty and sock money should be banned everywhere.....And I even met one bitch who thought that shit was appealing...I stood there staring, and she reached under her stretched out mudflaps, and she was like "If you keep looking, it might jump out on it's own" and since I was much younger than I am now, and she was an older lady, I just said "Sorry, I wasn't staring, I was just in deep thought"....I didn't tell her that thought was "OMFG, I do NOT want to touch this money"
  4. Dammit, that's not how this goes.
  5. I know what you mean, I can't perform under obligation and it's just all around bad for everyone. This chick had been trying to give me some for years and I just wasn't into it...She was attractive when we met, but before I hit, she had got out there bad on xans, and her weight loss did not help her. Anyway, she kinda backed me into a corner and I felt bad for her (looooooot of shit when wrong for her all at once and none of it was drug related...Just a string of the shittiest luck I've ever seen first hand)....Like, I wanted to help her get out of the situation she was in...Not toss her some dick, but LSS, I could never achieve full wood, and it just made her feel worse. I wound up leaving, getting drunk, and then I was horny and able to fly, but afterwards, I didn't feel accomplished...I felt more like "well, that's out of the way". We had sex like 3 times after that, but it was always after her crying and "needing a friend" and all that shit so I would have to get wasted just to even want to do it....I was so happy when she told me she was moving, but had to pretend I was devastated....She still calls and texts but i told her I was back with one of my exes and she's scared of her, so that's buying me some time because she's always like "Next time I come thru, we should have dinner and drinks" and I'm like "Can't get away right now"
  6. I'm still just a yugioh man myself....And I guess pokemon....I have legit NEVER seen anyone play that as a card battle game and I always forget that's a thing.
  7. Oh shit, I didn't even know we had this....I even asked KN once if there was a way to search our images and of course he said no in the most dickish way possible (or maybe that's just how i rememebr it) but all that aside, this is exactly what i need. But still....How much for post tagging.
  8. I swear I'm more pissed than I ever have been at a game....I'm 2 trophies away from 100%ing Tekken 7 (one of the trophies is "get all the trophies" so really I just need 1 and the other is automatic) but the way Akuma is buffed in the "special match" is just stupid. Fighting games are known for having incredibly hard final bosses, and in this era of gaming with extras poured in just for replay, it gives them the opportunity to just make a character impossible. And honestly, I KNOW I could beat him with King, Armor King, or even Yoshimitsu.....But they force you to use Devil Kazuya.....DK is just plain trash, and spam for noobs, but it ridiculous how Akuma still pretty much plays like a Street Fighter character on a game with limited or controller input jumping, limited projectiles and he gradually rehealths. I know I can beat him, and I WILL do it....But so much fucking wasted time doing this. They could at least let you skip the cutscene.
  9. I posted a pic a week or so ago with Will Smith and August Alsina.....I really want that pic because I can't google it up and i didn't save it. If post tagging were a thing, I would have tagged it with something, and BOOM...There's my lost pic. I know you guys think it'll be misused, but it'll do so much good that it'll outweigh the bad. And I'm being very serious here....I know I've joked about paying to have users banned and such shit.....But honestly, is there a price tag on this....Hypothetically, what would it be?
  10. .....But why. No snark...legit question especially when we can't even tag posts yet.
  11. Well, I don't know if that's true or not and also not sure if you're fucking with me about the iida thing, but really that could be anyone since it doesn't have any content
  12. You have to use the @ thingie and he's going by count smackula now @Count Smackula @NaBraniel ? I guess he has 2 accounts?....I didn't even know that.
  13. Shut up, pussy....I'll take your cookies and your smokes lil' bihh
  14. Bitch, put some gloves on.
  15. Wrist?...... Hybrid of what?
  16. If it weren't, what plans would you have?
  17. Not a meme, and no one ever talks about Tekashi 69 here...So I'm just gonna put this here for no reason.
  18. Could have always put the link in the thread body...No one is going to make the extra effort to see a mumbo video that you didn't bother to even slightly reference.
  19. Maybe they left because there is always some dude snitching on them.
  20. Shiiiid, you ain't never got your mom's Yugo stuck on the beach at 2am when you said you were going to your cousin's house who lives at least 28 miles from the beach. Necessity is the mother of invention.
  21. I mean, I would have. And I guess the question is why didn't you at least ask if he was a fan....Because I saw this old lady in Corpus with a Pussy Wagon shirt on (the truck from Kill Bill).....And while KB is no StH, I still have my doubts that she was wearing it because she was a fan of the movie...Sometimes old people get shit from good will either because they are on a budget or just really cheap...>And yes, I used acronyms just to piss you off. But my mom is a cheap old person....She has her retirement, she still gets a check from Mack truck, who she worked for back in the 80s, and she gets Social Security....She can be living it up, but shes clutching those pennies like they have to last her another 100 years....Except when seafood is involved...She'll bust out a whole guap for some seafood.
  22. Ah, the makings of a situation that will keep you awake 20 years later for no reason at all....Talking sucks.
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