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BlackNoir

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  1. Fair enough
  2. I only deal in cremation.
  3. But he (midnight) already said his weren't
  4. He thinking how easy a meal you make just sitting there shitting.
  5. I mean, and forgive me if this is offensive...I've thought about it, and not sure how it could be, since you are well aware of your life, but at one time, were you not shackled by the teenage woes of unwanted erections that needed to be sated in some form, and did you not have to get creative?
  6. Meh, I've eaten worse.
  7. And he has a fucking Braviary....And you just know its ability is Defiant. It's come to this, eh, old man......"Cloyster, I choose you"
  8. I had no idea what this was even about when I first replied...I just clicked the link and saw too many cooks.... My daughter watched it, and then I realized what it was....Weird, I guess is an ok word.
  9. It happens from time to time....And then I get the reminder as to why it's "fuck that person"
  10. Enjoy, it'll be over soon.
  11. Hmmmm, sounds like this account shouldn't exist.
  12. Because he's a fucking Nazi
  13. I considered Woody, but yeah...it gave off the same vibe as Forrest Hump.
  14. I can't, I'm not 9 I'll takes some strips from Ardmart, or Chicken express, but I'd rather eat wings.
  15. Andrew Beckett. You thought I was gonna go with Forrest Hump, but I deliver smart jokes.
  16. Damn, you've been holding on to something since April 2019? I might have to issue a few warning points for that.
  17. 10+ experience in what?
  18. *BooThisManGif*
  19. I have been looking for a specific episode of real sex...I want to say it's 21, but the name is slippery when wet. it had a piece on porn star Menajatrios (I don't know if that's how her name is spelled) and there was this chick with huge boobs in the spot with her....I want to see it, so I can see the credits because i really think this is my uncle's new wife. I can't shake the feeling it's the same woman....Obviously, it could just be some other big tittied redbone, but it's something about her smirk that instantly made me remember that scene that i fapped to at least 50 times.
  20. I would tell you to stfu, but you were summoned, so I guess I'll just enjoy this for what it is.
  21. Because the WB was the cream of the crop of entertainment....What even is this. Why did LL Cool J have a show, Why Chris Isaac....Dolly Parton....Why to any of it....Why are we singling out Reba.
  22. At least you fixed the joke....Morgan Freeman up there just pissed me off and I was gonna make a post about it, but honestly didn't want you to start wailing racism and shit.
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