[classic swim]

It’s not even the 4th yet, get the fuck out of here closing liquor stores before it’s even 7PM. Closing an hour before 12AM was already bad enough. These days are for everyone to fucking prepare.

They should outlaw white vans that look too close to what the fucking cops drive from a distance. If you’re a soccer mom or someone named Charles and you want a minivan, get one. I only ask that you make it a color less fucking obnoxious that will give people mild heart attacks for no reason.

Not necessarily fictional, just in terms of Vice City— I’ve been to other beaches and parts of Florida decades ago for vacations, but never Miami. I was gonna go and meet some porn lady down there around ‘21 but it just didn’t happen. I even planned the vacation to be around November or December so it would feel nicer.

Putting the hook ass bitch mug on my wishlist.

ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Random app grabs from around the launch. Least surprising thing of the century that this didn’t even last approximately two years. But, Cartoon Planet. Johnny Bravo. Larry & Steve. Hiring Andy and laying off Andy a week later. Amen.

Just put a June 31st on the calendar for Christ sake. No one’s going to notice. There’s not one person who can recite how many explicit seconds Earth has existed, but we’re so obtuse about calendars where most make-believe months have a make-believe 31st day and others are 28 or 30 so your fucking rent is due faster.

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Hooters lady challenged him to a hot dog eating contest at Hooters!

Hoping these words won’t be eaten and thoroughly digested.

Finally watched the first episode after all this time. Good episode. The screening audience that said it wasn’t like Bebop must’ve been paid or coerced, I basically watched an episode of Bebop.

I wanted Wendy’s, but you can count on Wendy’s always being fucking useless and finding one reason or another to never serve in this area. So, *reluctantly* Subway.

An undercover lady cop tried tricking him into going in the motel room with her, so he tossed a bag of Kudasai’s Tater Tots straight to her face.

It should be Saturday already.

HBD