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[classic swim]

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  1. Fucking asshole fly waking me up every morning.
  2. Draws a face on every egg and pretends it’s Humpty Dumpty before violently cracking it.
  3. At the McDonald’s lobby, screamed at the back of the 74 yr war veteran’s head like “RAAAHHH” and kicked the vet’s butt.
  4. Wants to get his car washed but sees Pooh tackling Doom to the ground with a football and decides to drive away.
  5. Plays football inside a car wash.
  6. Take me out to the ballllll game...
  7. I can say fuck WB on the highest mountain top, and still, CN being Discovery’s ugly 15 cent whore couldn’t be more embarrassing of a death sentence.
  8. Guess I’m gonna spend some hours watching a playthrough. Even if I had the console I’m sure I’d be dodging a bullet by not buying, but I’m sure I’ll like in some form.
  9. Does anyone else remember the Zombie Strippers movie that Freddy Krueger guy made?
  10. He could be your father. The one that didn’t molest you.
  11. “On my way to Jersey Mike’s to stick some cigarettes in my drink cup!”
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