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[classic swim]

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  1. He was just minding his own business and he gets tackled for being Chuck E. Cheese!
  2. Mr. Hoonie knocked over his truffles, he became a somber talking werewolf puppet and said “...you must fight in the bay of Hoonies.”
  3. A woman in the Burger King lobby tried asking him out on a date and he turned around and said “go play with Kudasai’s tater tots.”
  4. I used to dislike whiskey the most compared to the rest of the shit I drink. And I guess I still do, but it’s leaped a fucking mountain for me as of this point when I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.
  5. Had the mud wrestling be sponsored by Shoney’s and Chuck E. Cheese.
  6. He threw Mr. Hoonie out the house like this.
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