[classic swim]

Piece from months back. I got all the games, picture packs etc I needed ages ago, but pretty much all of that’s being wiped out on Monday. From what I’ve heard, the Live servers are all connected and won’t be at risk of being pulled. For now. The last console to really matter and the first to have a real network linked up with it.

C’mon, retro places. If your broke asses can’t even get the fucking cover of what you’re trying to sell, don’t make a 40-year-old scratched disc go well beyond full price. Only a matter of time before you’re turned into yet another pussy ass Starbucks, and you’ll only have yourself to blame.

Happy birthday and thanks for inspiring a certain toonamite fanfic.

2006th forum post. Greatest year of all time, bar none.

Dudes only want(ed) a Manhunt 3 specifically because it’s controversial and just glossed over the 2nd being super shitty exposition with non scary enemies. “We only want this ‘cause we know it’ll be banned! “ Great. Now you don’t have a series.

So much for trying to save up on toilet paper. One night I suddenly become Sir Shits-a-Lot and it’s all gone.

ghostrek what would ya do if Jennifer Lawrence went and sucked your fully erect penis while you were passed out on the couch?

When is Zaslav gonna pull down his pants and forcibly fuck Demarco’s fat crusty shit ass?

San Andreas - PS2

Insanely shitty as it is, I’m actually glad the Tenacious D thing happened because sometimes you gotta remember celebrities are lizards and not real people.

Need to know that kitty’s opinion on current events again.

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She was in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. RIP.

It’s not even a real assassination attempt if that shit was just glass. Just a crazy white boy shooting that clipped non dictators. Better not brag about a bullet not grazing his ear. Might as well have tickled the tip of his nose with a table cloth.

He got the lightest hit and tunes are a changin. Whatever, back to anguish.

“Biden’s a fine ass piece of white chocolate and every other Democrat’s a RANDO!”

You gonna give him some A$$?

You have to wish him a happy Sunday on every single Sunday since September 17, 2023.

He told me in the ghostrek group chat a couple days ago. He said it was a farmer that hit him.