[classic swim]

You told me in the ghostrek group chat before that you thought you were gonna get fired. But if they know you’re not the aggressor here then I don’t know.

I could speak ill on him but I turned into him in a lot of ways. We’re both failures except he was the more successful failure.

Shouldn’t tell on myself too much but I handled the one in my extended family who liked hitting his wife.

I got called a dinosaur for not having an iPhone 10 or above when it’s the exact. Same. Fucking. Device. Wouldn’t give two fucks what phone I have even if we weren’t living in the Great Depression. And we are.

Can’t say this is phase 2 after the Adult Swim movies because yeah how many fucking Adventure Time things do you need? Craig & Genndy were real General Audience type nuts earlier into their careers, so Foster’s going full preschool is kinda lame but oh well. I think PPG is just not gonna happen lol.

Just so you know ghostrek, if that flag falls off your tailgate and is desecrated; I’ll personally come find you and place you under citizen’s arrest. You’ve been warned.

Watched this movie my whole life and don’t think I’ve ever noticed how well Tommy’s hitguy blends in almost directly after the Batts chapter.

Stairs aren’t a hangout spot fucking dumbass. They’re designed to walk up and down the foundation. Get your fatass up and chill in your own crib.

They go cross country sometimes! They might wanna get some gear just for the sake of it on the way out to the weed farm.

The news can’t shy away from any potential gang affiliation. That doesn’t help keep our city streets clean.

Dick’s Sporting Goods? Bass Pro Shop? We can negotiate!

The system works!!!!

You get an extra 20 million if you pull your pants down to stimulate his hook nose fucking your ass!

I’m a satirist!

They caught her hooha at the Wal-Mart!

Crapshot loved that.

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Good luck and safe shopping.

^ Imagine this dude crouched down at a Wal-Mart aisle picking up a lil tin can of hazelnut. You run up to put your butt in his face and go “oh yeah! You a BIG ASS BITCH!” Then you knee or kick him in the face and try to successfully run away. It’ll be viral online, so his baby mama leaves him. His own set will call him a pussy bitch and shoot him in the leg probably.