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[classic swim]

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  1. Hired GunStar to hand Jeff Dunham a bag of 4 Quarter Pounders, a small cheeseburger and a sprite, and had GunStar watch Jeff feed the Jeff Dunham puppets.
  2. You have an interview. You get an offer. You accept the offer. You give 2 forms of ID along with your bank info and have orientation. Rocket science! I’m 98% certain I’ll be walking out during orientation for the first time ever. So naturally, seems like signing my whole body and soul/writing down the precise info you already had 96 pages ago pretty much defeats the goddamn purpose of arranging an orientation.
  3. Hired SodaKandy to approach Beyoncé & Jay Z with an order of two Quarter Pounders and a Big Mac from McDonald’s.
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