[classic swim]

Does anyone else remember the Zombie Strippers movie that Freddy Krueger guy made?

He could be your father. The one that didn’t molest you.

“On my way to Jersey Mike’s to stick some cigarettes in my drink cup!”

Hoping for your sake that isn’t your nose...

He walked into Guster’s restaurant and Guster laughed ferociously at his big face like OHHOHOHOHOHO and starts chasing him out of the establishment for having a big face.

He spent 10,000 dollars on my chicken costume.

He says YOP YOP exactly like a seal and jumps on top of his sexy girrrrllllfriennnnd who he wants to have sexual relations with!

Does the YOP YOP seal sound effect at restaurants.

Doesn’t have worms or maggots in her, but is made out of the chemical element known as Mercury.

He put airbags in Packard’s couch so Packard & Mr. Hoonie would fly into the air busting their asses with their Tyson chicken nuggets.

Grabs Mr. Hoonie by the neck and says he has to sniff the Heidi Heidi hos, and the Heidi Heidi hayys.

Took candy from a baby. Also told off the irresponsible parent feeding an infant candy instead of formula.

Call of Juarez sounds good.

This greasy AIDS rat Michael Franzese who just looked at every single fictional thing with a criminal element and went “heheh yeah that’s not realistic.” Shills worthless bullshit, lies about everything and had a lolcow fight with Sammy The Bull on camera in real time before sucking each other off.