[classic swim]

He’d have his naked pale little white boy ass stuck up against the sun. And then this cute Filipino lady goes and pours some nice sloshy, sandy lukewarm beach water directly into his chapped asshole.

Just imagine if you went swimming in the ocean butt ass naked and got stung by a jellyfish... she’d piss on you back at the condo or even piss on you at the beach!

Why can’t she be from Philippines?

ghostrek imagine if you were laying naked on the beach and a chick from the Philippines had you spread your buttcheeks apart so she could pour cups of ocean water into it.

Got fired from being the Kudasai shark in Jaws because a lady punched his snout.

Needs his Engelbert to quit schmackin his choofies.

That time I shot a bunch of Pinkertons in Blackwater, survived, and left a Pinkerton to die on the snow mountain. Also when I kidnapped a mafia guy from Saint Denis. I got him a little far around the snow mountain, but the horse tripped and the guy hit his head on a big rock. But really just bumping in the void to commemorate 15 years since Redemption. I got both on release but enough dust has settled to where the original’s still more impactful and just means more. Still looks better than most modern games and plays better at that.

That’s shot for shot almost exactly like 2003 when they were among the very last to rip on South Park Mania. Difference being SP had done plenty by then to revamp itself while they continued being a sterile pile of Network TV shit.

I can’t edgelord with cancer it really fucking sucks and hits too close. I’d naturally want to say something tasteless and wouldn’t grandstand morally. Fuck him still I guess, just not with his corrosive prostate.

He blew his body and dickhole off with a pipe bomb like the brokenhead neurological mishap that he was. All you gotta do is check off a little box that says he couldn’t think the right thinks like everyone else. You’re done after that.

Rotisserie chicken I wanted last week and a 40 by friend’s pool. Pretty awesome day.

It’s an animated corpse that’s gonna sloosh out a fucked up baby or a baby that’s gonna die within seconds.

Sick puppy.

He asked Guster if he could feed Tyson brand chicken nuggets to his pet corgi and Guster said “no, Kudasai! You cannoot!”

Went to a museum and placed a chicken Big Mac on one of the sculpture pieces.