[classic swim]

- The Fuzz Ball. • 2001 Liberty City cops want a few promiscuous gals in attendance at the Policeman’s ball.

- Pump-Action Pimp. • 2001 Diablo pimp pays his dues for hustling on Goterelli’s corner.

The Crook - The Thieves - The Wife - Her Lover. • 2001 Bank manager, hired cat burglars, even his own spouse; Marty Chonks makes mince meat out of all who disrupt his money flow. What the proprietor of the Bitch’n’ Dog Food Factory couldn’t account for... was the guy cuckolding him.

- Drive For Misty. • 2001 Golden son Joey Leone wants to get his rocks off over at the auto shop. Claude gives Misty another lift, leading to better opportunities.

You can’t even have funny pet videos anymore because of AI. The whole goddamn purpose is to smile and see an open window of REAL LIFE CONNECTION, but fuck you! Here’s a fake dog eating a fake bowl of totally not real Jolly Ranchers!

Lives in the McDonald’s M arch just like Ronald McDonald.