[classic swim]

Tao has kept his secret identity as Peter Griffin private to everyone except Doom.

Hooks up an airhorn to a ring camera near a long staircase to record it sounding off so he can watch random people tumble down the stairs.

Filled a fish bowl with Pepperidge Farm goldfish crackers.

I beat this motherfucker at Liar’s Dice and had to bring him in alive lol.

McDonald’s lady: Excuse me, sir! Would you like to round up to the Ronald McDonald house? Tao: Suck my d-ddd-dddd-dd-ddd-DICK, bitch!

Called Tao an ass fuck anonymously and then wiggled his juicy bald head and face all over Tao’s info.

Offered to trim all the hairs off his butt and paste them on ghostrek’s face so ghostrek could look like Abe Lincoln.

He & Kudasai ran a survey to see who’s the Prince of briskets and honey buns.

Was there when Scoob was at his desk and ghostrek wiggled his bald head and face all over Scoob’s clientele information.

Makes angry bull noises when his aunt tries to make him drink Pepsi.

Got a mountain goat to attack ghostrek in the Cascades.

He left ghostrek on a barge and didn’t come back for him until 4 days later.

Requests Papa John’s to remove that one slice so the pizza already looks like Pac-Man when it arrives.

Tao also allows Scoob to dance on top of his kitchen countertops.

ghostrek you should tackle Benji to the ground and forcibly play with his poppy tonn’s.

Dexter’s burrito. He’s a block on the ground he don’t need that shit.

Lucked out at the store. Steak and a few wine jugs for 15 bucks.

Imagine you stare at the femboy’s butt for too long and you cream through your blue jeans standing in line at the Shake Shack... “Excuse me sweetie, I believe I got a drip of the cherry blossom on myself, could you lick it off for me and stick a dildo in my ass?”