[classic swim]

Luis: Come on, can we do the hand off please and get out of here? This is too much. Tony: Oh, ignore him. He's probably been up all night with some bimbo.

Cook: Mr. Tony, I have what I tell you, perfect clarity, beautiful, clarity, well cut, and shit load of carats. What do you expect?

“They're great. But, err, two million? You had your head in the oven?” - Gay Tony

Johnny: And who knows? Maybe down the line, there'll be an opportunity to rip off the smug guido who gave us the job in the first place. Come on! Brothers for life, Lost forever.

Johnny: All I know is that these diamonds are being held by a man about town called Tony Prince, and we’re to take ‘em. Should be a good profit in it for The Lost MC if this comes through. So let's fuckin' do it!

Evan: I mean, how much information are you privy to? You're just the fucking driver, after all. Luis: I'm privy enough to know that you're a piece of shit who's using Tony. I'm privy to the fact that the coke in your nose and the 'roids in your veins are gonna send you worse out of control real soon. I'm privy to the fact that you gonna be some fat trailer park queen in the Midwest before you hit thirty. Now, tell me what the FUCK we doing right now!

Johnny: Brother James. We got a hook up in Broker. Might need some help. Jim: Alright, man. I'll let The Lost Brotherhood over there know you're comin'. They like getting as dirty as the rest of us.

“Whatever, bitch.” - Evan Moss

“Johnny! Don’t get too clever.” - Ray Boccino

Ray: Okay, I know about some diamonds...couple o’ millions worth. The ice’s being held by a guy named Gay Tony.

Gracie Ancelotti: ...WHAT is wrong with you? Man, you are ruining my buzz, Luis.

Ray: Ashley, uh... good kid. Y'know, man, that ice. In my day, it was coke and downers. That was it. I even missed the Ecstasy. That shit fucks people up.

... • 2008 Just a block from Drusilla’s in Little Italy/St. Mark’s would be Gay Tony’s place. Luis has had to deal with routine Ancelotti BS, along with worthless Evan. Doesn’t help that his boss can barely keep off the powder for one second.

... • 2008 Ashley’s fucking Ray Boccino. Johnny acts like it don’t bother him, although it very much does. No matter how polite Ray tried to be, Johnny just saw another Billy. Another slimy fuck trying to play him for a fiddle.

Ziti with Italian wrap and Sam Adams.

My browser doesn’t support Reddit so I can’t read their comments since Reddit found the video. But I imagine it’s a little funny.

Had to put down the horse known as My Creative Inner Child, as it was slowly dying.

Kicked over Mr. Hoonie’s plastic jar of circus peanuts.

Packie: Can't we call for backup or something? Niko: Are you suggesting that I'm a fucking cop? I thought that you would know better than that. Packie: No, you dumb European fuck, I meant my brother, Francis. It was a joke. Niko: Hell of a fucking time to be making jokes about your dead brother. Packie: You know, I'm still not that fond of the guy, even in death.

- Undertaker. • 2008 Albanians pissed with Gerald & Derrick’s shenanigans cause a shootout during Francis McReary’s funeral. Niko fights them off with Packie and escapes to the burial plot in Colony Island.