[classic swim]

We were a couple of Panicky Petes and he was above it all. Icarus only listens to fellow likeminded non panicky poopie heads on his 24/7 Twitter feed.

“It’s actually a GREAT marketing strategy to go over a year without a new trailer or promotional images or anything to keep the consumer caring.” Damn that’s crazy, anyway:

Time Magazine is fucking stupid.

You won Carvel Venture Brothers cake for doing a good Venture Brothers impression on a voicemail!

I just said “screw it” and rambled over the phone like a random character instead. I feel sorry for whoever had to listen to that mess.

I wonder if his email inbox ping’d those PMs of me calling him a bitch and he just can’t respond to it.

Happy birthday Katt!!!

Checkered’s probably being axed around March-May at the soonest if they’re eager to get rid of it. I guess a little over a year of that block silently existing isn’t so bad. Lazzo would’ve never allowed it to happen.

It’s hip to be square.

You mean we haven’t encountered enough bloodshed already?

Tacos and wings.

FOX possessing any sheer fragment or marble of probity before I die?

HBD!

{Pawn Brokers performing acid tests}

I’m not materialistic, you’re just whiney because you could drop dead tomorrow and it wouldn’t matter because you don’t have shit to your name and you live like a fucking cockroach.

He’s saying your retirement doesn’t amount to shit if you’ve just been a cheap bum fuck your entire life.

That’s you in the gif, that’s why I love posting it so much.

NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT PAWN BROKERS DO

So you’re okay with that trucker having to spend 500 dollars out of his own pocket during that haul to Arkansas as you are with the electric company doubling your bill for the same number of kwh. What do you call it when the broker scrapes a sample of the metal onto a stone like pad and then swabs the pad with a chemical that changes color according to the type of metal it is?

Who gives a shit!

Get ya bitch ass whooped by the moderators on the daily.

Underestimating how much toilet paper you have, and then, POOF, it’s all gone.