[classic swim]

Turns into Angry Kudasai Dad when one of us knocks the crockpot over

He paid his neighbor 25 bucks to record him while he was using the toilet, and now he swears his neighbor up and down because he regrets the decision that was made.

Chicken wings and 9 dollar champagne.

Says “yeah dumbass” exactly like the slink toy story dog when you try to defend yourself.

Went carpooling with the talking hillbilly grandma goldfish and laughed like a damn wildebeest when she screamed at people around the Neighborhood Walmart gas station for honking at her.

When ever Guster was done pepper spraying his face along the house, he convinced her to get Raptorpat to break into my house and taser me in my bitch ass sleep.

Dressed up as Shoney’s Bear to try to appeal Hoonie name change. She just constantly chased him around the house to try and pepper spray him.

Got a hooker for Mr. Hoonie that’d be willing to sniff his cheesy pete’s.

Got in a heated argument with GunStar and she was like “alright that does it, ghostrek’s name has now been legally changed to Mr. Hoonie.” So it’s all his fault.

Henry Tomasino made me think they were going for Suspicion by Cary Grant and pussed out more than halfway. I’d never change the death since it’s a fairly historic horror scene. Vávra’s scrapped plan on clearing Henry’s name would only work if there was true clarity on who he even was. The Mussolini line in chapter 5’s such a deep cut that they failed to deliver on.

Can fly higher than an eagle when no bitches make him fuck up and go up the stairs.