[classic swim]

Wah fucking wah.

Is it something in their contract that prevents this and Futurama from having even a few episodes available online without login? I guess it makes sense that American Dad gets a handful of free eps alongside the Cable-only ones... but TBS isn’t the main owner, right? And if the episodes on the site are in constant expire mode anyway, then what’s the point in locking them all? I know it wasn’t always like this. The [as] site used to be the best place to go for FG clips in olden web times.

Friday I went to the bar and got ribeye, Saturday was popcorn chicken and wings, and now just spaghetti for the hundredth time. I bought those Cheesehead snacks at the store and they’re pretty great as appetizers for everything. Dipped some in the marinara sauce.

They kept hyping up a nasty blizzard and of course it’s just some sorry ass snow with rain. Because everyone loves cold rain immediately after everything’s covered.

Movie store in my area that I went to religiously closed down. Place was going for decades. ‘03-04 was when they started putting ATHF, Sealab etc on shelves and that was my first time seeing [as] shows/merch out in public. When DVDs mattered I liked that they were good enough to warrant physical copies besides just bootlegs or me taping them.

Wouldn’t mind if the cat burglar cracked you with a pipe while you slept.

My modding ideas 1.) GTA III expansion set in 2002 where Claude follows Ray Machowski & Donald Love to Vice City. Donald’s the antagonist. 2.) San Andreas “Over The Years” mod. An example, a 3D era map that looks half like SA’s Los Santos and half like GTA V’s Los Santos. 3.) Extended Mafia II chapters where the story gets much bleaker. You can hear Joe foreshadow dismemberment from Triads in one of the later chapters that ends up just being the cliffhanger ending instead. 4.) Wouldn’t work because of how Max Payne games are played, but the first game glossed over in one sentence that he went undercover as a mobster for the Punchinello Crime Family.

This episode’s conclusion was them melodramatically forgetting they’ve written and created a cartoon character for TV. It became all about scorn over a voice member’s departure. Which, even back then they were almost positive he didn’t write a negative press statement from the departure. Because Isaac Hayes was dementia-riddled with a stroke and evidently the perfect bait for Scientology. Even if you didn’t find the Chef character funny at all, it was still a character that they bothered to barely keep around for ten years. You can even attribute Chef appearing in SP less then to how unnecessary his write-off show was in retrospect. The Return of Chef was more of a desperate fanbase obligation to make an edgy statement, because that was the year that they’d be on the news for 12 other things anyway.

This goes both ways for me because most of what I can’t stand about South Park is its own suffocating ego attached. It’s been in this constant state where simply being a satirical program supposedly means it’s this impenetrable fortress that’s 100% immune to ever being called dumb. I caught flak from the worst cheeto smelling fucks on Toonzone about it when it’s the creators themselves who willingly carry on that impression. “People care about this? Lol. That’s gay. We don’t care about gay things.” But they went on to do that super important and worthwhile topical commentary about the Kardashians anyway. What I found with Family Guy is that even during the heyday, plenty of fans were more than willing to sit back and say “yeah, that fucking sucked” when they truly deserved it. You tried that with South Park sometimes and they behaved like you just kicked a dog in the face.

Could it have been this? For what it’s worth, I like both shows but dislike both creators to an extent. The one friend from TZ that I kept is the solar opposite in that he’s critical of MacFarlane but swears Trey and Matt up and down. (Bit of the info from before I got from him.) Conservatism with the audience came up a lot in those discussions. FG’s still watched by millions but isn’t relevant or good enough to have far-right support anymore. Where as Elon’s always the first to prop up a dull South Park special on Paramount because he thinks it’s destroying the left. And “South Park Republican” as a term has always existed for some reason.

This isn’t about pawn brokers using the acid test on pieces of metal.

I like my new shampoo.

Afro Samurai rewatch!

If I could just photoshop him sitting at a little classroom desk and wearing a hat that says “smoke never drifts against the wind.”

Sometimes the malt licky fux my bladder up about the same as a detox day if I go over 2-3 glasses of water. It’s the hyperactivity and loudness that sucks. I was made fun of for loud piss. It’s hardly a courtesy call for me to not go in the bowl because you’re just gonna hear me straight drilling into the porcelain.

Sex Ed classes didn’t exist back when Packard was in school.