[classic swim]

Puts on a mustache and tippy toes to her house guests like “Zis time I vill not drop ze food!”

Tried putting baked beans in the chili.

Look, we all know Demarco can be a pussy bitch, but how soon will he waddle into the workplace bathroom just so Zaslav can hit him with a hammer and fartfuck dat rusty brown donut against his motherfucking will?

Dressed like Mike Wazowski for Halloween and calls his dog a stupid asshole for letting one fly on the carpet.

Said in 8th grade “why don’t you shut up McDevitt before you get whooped.”

Lit some Chinese firecrackers under the steps as Sal Lizard was rushing down.

Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake I’m 37 years old Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake the best years of my life are behind me and talking about rich chomos gives me fucking oxygen for some reason Drake Drake Drake

Petered out from the wine but good time even with that mess.

Superbowl food’s made us a little cunty tonight!

Traveled to ghostrek’s house to give him some pizzas hot dogs and corndogs for him to enjoy and also made sure that the pizzas, hot dogs and corndogs were all free.

Messed with Sasquatch on behalf of Jack Link’s beef jerky.

Reminds me of Tampa.

Well I’d be scared of catching something or being thrown in the tank. And maybe the personal shit that she did take. I’d like to think losing my whole ass mortal construct and sentience wouldn’t be part of that risk. But yeah I wonder who was babysitting.

No, Benji asked you that.

Convinces the 56 year old neighborhood Sicilian barber into going out from his shop to shave his big naked butt and penis in front of the police.

Made fun of the neighborhood barber from Sicily by walking up to his face and playing with his bushy mustache and eyebrows.

Built this city.

Ziti leftover from yesterday.

What would the charge for that even be?