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[classic swim]

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  1. Walked up to a 42 year old at Shakey’s and said “you even got groupies on your dick!”
  2. Ate grilled cheese off the radiator.
  3. Remembers that time in August when he tossed those raw steak strips into the garbage and saw that the sun had them fully cooked by the end of the day.
  4. Wanted to eat the fish that got effed up from all these car batteries.
  5. A game that’ll take 8 hours to finish is getting praise simply for being 50 dollars and that’s so fucking bleak.
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